OK get comfortable, in no particular order
celebrities of any description
soap operas
real operas
reality TV
tennis
golluf
curling
brick laying
disco music
rap music
garage/house/hip hop etc music
cheesy pop music
J-pop, K-pop or any other letter pop
boxing, wrestling or any other sport which involves battering or grappling with someone of the same sex
plastering
cycling
running
pole vault
hammer
rhythmic gymnastics
joinery
other team threads on BM (except the Raggy one which is always good for a laugh
Lavindas jokes in the joke thread (except the odd one which proves the rule)
anything whatsoever to do with the politics of the good ol US of A
90% of what Mrs Flook wants to talks about when the telly is on
dressage
the medical problems of anyone who has had vanity based cosmetic surgery
katie fucking price (I know I've already said celebrities, but she deserves special mention)
plumbing
fruit picking
and now I've exhausted my interest in this thread