Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[smeeagain]

Speaks during the football season !

 

[oakiecokie]

Tells me about her fucking dreams.

To be fair ... do you tell her about your wet ones ?

 

[jonah62]

Waking up every morning

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Waking up every morning

She sounds like a keeper.

Mine smokes crack in front of the kid's..

 

[Maly]

Horses.
She still looks great in jodhpurs and boots though.

Your Missus does horses??? Guessing you don't touch the sides anymore fella?

 

[ballinio]

I'm wearing my boots in the morning , I need my keys to the car in the morning ,I need my watch in the morning ....STOP putting them in cupboards or draws at eleven at night , they don't need tidying away !

 

[city2]

Spit

 

[BlueMedic]

After I ask if she wants any food & she says no, I then get said food for myself & she asks for half of mine.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Whenever your missus is in my house she does little that drives me to despair, but then again Im lucky. I just bang her and send her back home to you

 

[bucks]

She lost her virginity when she was 18, but found it again when we got married.