york away to this!
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How is she with the dishwasher?
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Things your missus does that drive you to despair
- Thread starter Cellarite
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How is she with the dishwasher?
Big Swifty
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nor that either
Magicpole
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We decided to take the short drive to the coast for a lovely walk through old woods then a beautiful beach. Concentrate on the walk but. So, we get there and she’s driving. Along the narrow road at the start of the walk, there is a line of cars.
Me driving we pull in and WALK the extra 100 yards. Her, we drive by all those cars trying to get nearer the front. Of course, there’s never, I mean never a fucking place, which means, we have to reverse and fuck about trying to get back to we’re we started.
We waste more time with this than just parking and walking. It drives me fucking mental.
Same deal at the supermarket. She’s always trying to park as near as she can which means we drive around and around like fucking twats then always, again always end up further back where we started.
Does anybody else suffer this bastard situation.
Just park the Fucking car wonan, we are here for a walk!!
Apart from that it was great.
Me driving we pull in and WALK the extra 100 yards. Her, we drive by all those cars trying to get nearer the front. Of course, there’s never, I mean never a fucking place, which means, we have to reverse and fuck about trying to get back to we’re we started.
We waste more time with this than just parking and walking. It drives me fucking mental.
Same deal at the supermarket. She’s always trying to park as near as she can which means we drive around and around like fucking twats then always, again always end up further back where we started.
Does anybody else suffer this bastard situation.
Just park the Fucking car wonan, we are here for a walk!!
Apart from that it was great.
Yep, often. The near the entrance at the supermarket is madness and when it works one in ten times, you get "told you".We decided to take the short drive to the coast for a lovely walk through old woods then a beautiful beach. Concentrate on the walk but. So, we get there and she’s driving. Along the narrow road at the start of the walk, there is a line of cars.
Me driving we pull in and WALK the extra 100 yards. Her, we drive by all those cars trying to get nearer the front. Of course, there’s never, I mean never a fucking place, which means, we have to reverse and fuck about trying to get back to we’re we started.
We waste more time with this than just parking and walking. It drives me fucking mental.
Same deal at the supermarket. She’s always trying to park as near as she can which means we drive around and around like fucking twats then always, again always end up further back where we started.
Does anybody else suffer this bastard situation.
Just park the Fucking car wonan, we are here for a walk!!
Apart from that it was great.
Better to let them go alone.
Magicpole
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Yep, often. The near the entrance at the supermarket is madness and when it works one in ten times, you get "told you".
Better to let them go alone.
1 in 10? You’ve got a keeper mate. I will need to put my Mrs in touch with yours to find out how she manages that.
Drives me mental.
I end up shouting OH FOR FUCK SAKE JUST PARK THE ****.
Bad books all day as if I caused it. I’m the victim here.
You cannot win.
citizen_maine
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Why don't you just offer to drive to the supermarket?
Because then there'd be nothing to moan about. I never let my doris drive me unless she's fetching me home from a drink up.Why don't you just offer to drive to the supermarket?
Magicpole
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Why don't you just offer to drive to the supermarket?
I’m usually drunk.