Things your missus does that drive you to despair

Buys so many bloody Christmas decorations. Like a bloody grotto.
 
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Rubbish, pure and simple. We're going out, I'm waiting in the car, as usual and she decides to empty the household bins into the big bins. Now at this stage I'm beginning to think that SWMBO is having a thing with someone high up in the Waste and Recycling department........ Annoying.....then the bins get emptied by the communists that disguise themselves as local bin men, who in true council worker style in between serious bouts of Facebooking and Instagramming, leave most of it along the road. Then it starts, the same old lecture and sure enough I get it in the neck.
" I'm going to phone them up "
" Not a good idea love......you did it before, remember..."
" That's not the point "
" The bins didn't get emptied properly when you last phoned but they did send a very nice man round to survey the area "

So she phoned, guess what, the binmen went straight past.....

So now I get another lecture and after a couple of minutes of amazing self restraint I could no longer contain myself and pissed myself laughing. She stormed off in tears after yet another call to the Socialist Workers Party HQ, to have her hair done.

And it is all my fault.

Fair play her though
 
I love my wife to bits, she is my best mate as well as wife.
But I wish she'd stop watching "Say yes to the dress".
For those who don't know, this is basically a show where girls try on various wedding dresses.
Inevitable line, every ****ing time: "I feel like a bride!"
What do you expect to feel like in a white wedding dress? A ****ing plumber's mate?
God, it's so boring!
 
jimharri said:
The lack of pictorial input in this thread is somewhat troubling. If things don't improve, the thread might have to be deleted. Just a thought, you understand.
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I have a few of Sam Fox. As long as I don't get another ban/ warning/ bumming from the mods I'll post them up. be warned though, i am hung like a baby sparrow.
 
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