Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[blue b4 the moon]

Fast turnaround washing, I could end up wearing same underkecs and socks for the rest of my life, every now and then I have to dig deep into the drawers to let the other lads get a chance

Washing????

I get back from enjoying a game of golf and ask if she's had a good afternoon to be told she's been really busy doing the washing.

Never happy when I say to her you pressed a couple of buttons 40 mins apart, carried a washing basket and put some powder in then.

 

[Big-P]

Suddenly finding jobs when there are none and demanding they are done asap.

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

"This house is a tip" when my wife walks in after a long day!
It usually means there's a knife out of the drawer or the dishwashers not shut! FFS

 

[MCFC_ Phil]

Watches Love Island. What the fuck is that program for?

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Takes 40 minutes to tell a 2 minute story.

 

[MCFC_ Phil]

I'm wearing my boots in the morning , I need my keys to the car in the morning ,I need my watch in the morning ....STOP putting them in cupboards or draws at eleven at night , they don't need tidying away !

^^ This. Leave shit out where I can find it.

 

[chesterbells]

Watches Love Island. What the fuck is that program for?

If your wife’s 19 years old, that would make perfect sense.

 

[manchester blue]

Asks what's happening about 20 minutes into the first episode of a 6 parter!

JUST WATCH IT! THEY AINT GONNA GIVE AWAY THE WHOLE PLOT 2O MINS in!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine will watch a series and tell me who she thinks is the murderer or crook. Trouble is throughout the series it is every character that gets named.

At the end she’ll say, “I told you it was him”.

 

[Big mals fedora]

"This house is a tip" when my wife walks in after a long day!
It usually means there's a knife out of the drawer or the dishwashers not shut! FFS

Amen brother

 

[birchwoodgingerste]

Moves everything then says ive not had it.drives me mad things disapear then turn up 12 months later.And when she is shopping she picks stuff up and just holds it for ages winds me up i say for god sake put it in the trolley!:))