Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[Barcon]

Walks in after 3 hours in a pub totally sober. She's had 2 vodkas!! What's the point of going out ?

Chips/gravy/wheeliebin.

 

[Blue Mist]

Chips/gravy/wheeliebin.

There aren't many blind people where I live

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

My missus buys those boxes of broken biscuits. Eats all the nice ones and leaves the plain boring ones.

Where do they still sell them?

Used to but the packets from Kwiksave yesteryear........

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Makes a deal with Australia over France about pretending to build nukes despite everything we have talked about

 

[give it to gordon]

Where do they still sell them?

Used to but the packets from Kwiksave yesteryear........

Iceland or The Range around here ..

 

[Barcon]

There aren't many blind people where I live

My Dad put a red light bulb in the light above our front door one Christmas and the neighbour said, "What's with the red bulb? People will think your house is a brothel". Dad says, "They've obviously never seen my wife".

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Walks in after 3 hours in a pub totally sober. She's had 2 vodkas!! What's the point of going out ?

Gabbing

 

[mat]

"She'd rather suck my brother's dick"

Rodhri Giggs.

 

[red 2 hats]

My Mrs keeps telling me how it's getting colder at night, basically dropping hints about putting the heating on, but she doesn't just say it's getting colder, she does the shudder and adds a pphhheeewww it's getting cold, I'm still sat here in my shorts and tell her to put another layer on.

 

[Blue Mist]

Gabbing

Yep, she can sit in a cafe with mate for 2 hours and just drink one coffee. Her mouth doesn't stop moving long enough for her to take a sip of her drink