Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[Kippax BB Lower]

Takes her pick of a t-shirt of mine and wears it for bed,

Leaves big clumps of hair in the bath after she's washed her hair and then proceeds to complain like hell when the bath is blocked.

 

[ganganvince]

Goes shopping buys bags for life then hangs them of the cuboard knobs to use for rubbish.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Mine has 5 vacuum cleaners ( yes 5 ) of varying types. Enough said.

 

[melrose40yarder]

Mine has 5 vacuum cleaners ( yes 5 ) of varying types. Enough said.

Thought i was struggling mine has 3 why i have no idea

 

[melrose40yarder]

My wife and daughter went shopping for 13 hrs in westfield on saturday.Came home asked whats for tea i had been to the chippy.
I phoned her about 10 times to ask if they were coming home,Guess what phone was on silent like it always is but if i dont answer mine there is a full blown stewards enquiry.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Thought i was struggling mine has 3 why i have no idea

...and that's not including the vacuum cleaner that vacuums the shower, ffs.

 

[melrose40yarder]

...and that's not including the vacuum cleaner that vacuums the shower, ffs.

What the hell is a shower vacuum?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Mine has 5 vacuum cleaners ( yes 5 ) of varying types. Enough said.

Don't keeping getting them for her birthday then.

 

[Bluechipblue]

All of the above. Apart from the vacuum cleaners. She's outside now trying to inflate her tyre with my inflator. She hasn't a clue how to use it, but is too stubborn to ask because she's not talking to me. She'll throw it in a minute. Good job I'm just as stubborn and can ignore the death stares through the window.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My wife and daughter went shopping for 13 hrs in westfield on saturday.Came home asked whats for tea i had been to the chippy.
I phoned her about 10 times to ask if they were coming home,Guess what phone was on silent like it always is but if i dont answer mine there is a full blown stewards enquiry.

If I want to speak to her during work hours, about work, I phone one of the girls at work.
1) They answer the phone
2) I actually get an answer to the question without starting a riot
3) If and when she does ring me back ( because I'm driving or with clients ) and I don't answer I also get the Spanish inquisition
4) Oh...I had it on silent !!!
5) It was in my bag
6) " I WAS TALKING SALLY IF YOU DONT MIND "