Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[melrose40yarder]

If I want to speak to her during work hours, about work, I phone one of the girls at work.
1) They answer the phone
2) I actually get an answer to the question without starting a riot
3) If and when she does ring me back ( because I'm driving or with clients ) and I don't answer I also get the Spanish inquisition
4) Oh...I had it on silent !!!
5) It was in my bag
6) " I WAS TALKING SALLY IF YOU DONT MIND "

Must be a Sally thing as thats my wifes name.!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Mine has 5 vacuum cleaners ( yes 5 ) of varying types. Enough said.

That really sucks

 

[JASR]

That really sucks

Yes, it’s clearly an issue for him, not something that can be swept under the carpets

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Yes, it’s clearly an issue for him, not something that can be swept under the carpets

It’s better to be single. No attachments

 

[Bluesince1979]

Mine has 5 vacuum cleaners ( yes 5 ) of varying types. Enough said.

Ours has literally just broke , can i have one of yours ? Please

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ours has literally just broke , can i have one of yours ? Please

Yeah, which one do you fancy, the carpet vac, the normal vac, the spare just for small messes vac, the upholstery vac or the vac for getting soot and wood ash out of the fire vac..???

 

[Bluesince1979]

Yeah, which one do you fancy, the carpet vac, the normal vac, the spare just for small messes vac, the upholstery vac or the vac for getting soot and wood ash out of the fire vac..???

Ermmmmm just a vac, for carpets. I think

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Decided she wants a cycle as I was getting one then finds every excuse under the sun not to go out on it and when she does stresses the fuck out of me stopping all the time.

 

[KS55]

Fucking washing machine on every fucking day..

Thought Monday was washing day

Shouldn’t keep shitting your pants then.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

What the hell is a shower vacuum?

Apparently it's one of those that the cheesy woman on TV shows. It vacs the water off the glass panels, also good for windows so I'm lead to believe. Usual scenario, used twice then in the cupboard with the Churros maker, the bread maker and the vegetable spiralizer.

edit, then the cheeky cow has a go at me for buying tools and blokey stuff off the centre aisle in Aldi...stuff that gets used, may I add, usually repairing the fuck ups that she's caused.