Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[wolviedinho]

Dog house today. The Mrs wolvie has got a cold but is too stubborn to admit she is not well. The amount of death stares today over nothing is into double figures.

Can’t do right for wrong. Me: “ you need to take it easy, if you are not well”. Well world war started over the word ‘if’. The room started to shake and steam was coming out of her ears lol.

Tomorrow I’m fecking off. Feel sorry for the kids. I will leave her a list of things to do. You know to keep her occupied. Maybe I should be thoughtful since she is sick and take clean the gutters off the list -:)

Spare room awaits.

 

[Bill Walker]

Shouldn’t keep shitting your pants then.

Maybe wouldn't if her cooking improved

(I'm dead if she see's that ) ;)

 

[Bill Walker]

When she empties the dishwasher it's like WW bastarding 3, clattering, banging opening cupboard doors, shutting them, she literally throws the fucking cutlery into the drawer.
Drives me fucking nuts. I hate it.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

When she empties the dishwasher it's like WW bastarding 3, clattering, banging opening cupboard doors, shutting them, she literally throws the fucking cutlery into the drawer.
Drives me fucking nuts. I hate it.

I do the dishwasher in our house - cant stand the way the wife just shoves stuff in. You have to apply some logic and order to get the maximum in.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I do the dishwasher in our house - cant stand the way the wife just shoves stuff in. You have to apply some logic and order to get the maximum in.

They don't get dishwashers. Looks like it's been loaded with a shovel when women do it and surprise surprise the stuff is still covered in crap after the wash. Dishwashers fault or husband's for buying a rubbish dishwasher obviously.

 

[flook]

vegetable spiralizer

WTF is that???

 

[J.G.Blue.]

WTF is that???

Does it spiralize vegetables? just a guess.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

WTF is that???

You've clearly never lived.......put a carrot or cucumber or similar in the thingy, wind handle and hey presto, instant veggie noodles. You should try it

 

[Blue Mist]

You've clearly never lived.......put a carrot or cucumber or similar in the thingy, wind handle and hey presto, instant veggie noodles. You should try it

Or not.

 

[bluebc]

Lucky me , just spent 5 mins thinking of my contribution to the thread and I’ve drawn a blank