Things you've found.

[Pelly Greeny]

I don't mean 'that women are snakes with tits' I mean things you've found in the car you just bought, down the back of the sofa, on a bus or train etc

Used to find loads of money, keys, lighters and soggy crisps down the back of the seats in the pubs we were stripping out when I was an apprentice electrician. Once found a top set of false teeth and some bottle bottom spectacles - not sure how the owner had seen his way out as they were very thick and I doubt he could have seen much at all without them.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

I once in my younger days had the money for a sorely needed new couch, being a knob i spent it on beer and weed until there was only £40 left. My missus at the time was moaning like fuck so with a heavy heart a bought a tbf pretty decent couch of a neighbour, i was gutted, sunday night no beer, weed until i checked down the back of the couch and found a teenth of squidgy black. Not the best story in the world but fuck me i was chuffed at the time.

 

[bluevengence]

A Llama

 

[BigOscar]

My dog has a real nose for money. He's found me various notes on walks, totally something like £60 so far. He's also great at finding gloves that people have lost, but I'm not as excited about them

 

[TangerineSteve17]

A carrier bag full of shitty underpants behind a bed on a job

 

[maccadon]

Found a wallet bout 6 weeks back with over 800 quid in it.had guys season ticket for Pittodrie n credit cards the lot in it.got the girlfriend take me drop it off(address on his licence) guy was chuffed n after arguin bout taking anything gave me 50 quid

 

[LWashington]

My friend and I were skateboarding near some disused garages when we were 9-10 years old. Found a newish looking rucksack with a few items of clothing in it , a newspaper and a porno.
We had a look at it for a few mins, then may mates older brother , who was 14, arrived. He took it off us and hurried home saying that he was going to hand it into his dad to save us getting into trouble.
Funny thing is we believed him at the time, would like to bet that was hidden in his bedroom for quite a while after.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

On the first day £20 notes were introduced in the early '70's I was walking down past our office and kicked a tightly folded bit of paper on the floor.
I picked it up and initially thought it was foreign currency dropped by someone, turned out to be one of the new £20's.
Fucking made up I was, it was virtually a weeks wages then.
And no, I didn't hand it in to the rozzers, it went on a pissup.

 

[Barcon]

Found a bag of kittens in the cut up by Marlborough mill in Failsworth.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Most recent would be the half(ish) gram of cocaine. Been a few pills found in the kitchen. Fucking student houses.

Found about £8 a couple of weeks ago. Normally you'd find a note here and there but I want to know how someone can drop £8 in coins (50p, £1 + £2's) without noticing??