squirtyflower
Well-Known Member
i've found that if you are still waiting for your wife to cook tea at 18.30 you may as well just go to the chippy
Most recent would be the half(ish) gram of cocaine. Been a few pills found in the kitchen. Fucking student houses.
Found about £8 a couple of weeks ago. Normally you'd find a note here and there but I want to know how someone can drop £8 in coins (50p, £1 + £2's) without noticing??
I had a friend who was quite ill and had to go into hospital - he said if anything happened to him whilst he was in hospital that I was to collect a box with my name in marker pen written on from his house and take it to the tip - I had to swear that I'd not open it.When I moved into my current house I found what I considered to be an impressive amount of porn (mainly dvds) hidden beneath the bottom drawer of built in wardrobes. The son of the couple I bought the house from was is his mid 20's and was away on tour with the army when the sale went through. I guess his parents had packed up his room and he didn't want to ask them to pack up his collection...
How very quaint, DVD's. His parents must have cut off his broadband connection a week or so before the move. Where have you hidden his hidden collection?When I moved into my current house I found what I considered to be an impressive amount of porn (mainly dvds) hidden beneath the bottom drawer of built in wardrobes. The son of the couple I bought the house from was is his mid 20's and was away on tour with the army when the sale went through. I guess his parents had packed up his room and he didn't want to ask them to pack up his collection...
How very quaint, DVD's. His parents must have cut off his broadband connection a week or so before the move. Where have you hidden his hidden collection?