This sex (sack) is on fire!

[BongoBlue]

No mate, wont be trying waxing. I wouldn't call it vanity, it's just my last lady friend wouldn't T-bag my hairy balls so i keep it bald to closely trimmed nowadays; )

Maybe a nice T-Bag is what you need right now. Especially of the lady would chew on some ice cubes first...;)

 

[bornblueegg]

I get my partner to do mine. Only fair as I’m more than happy to do hers

 

[jimharri]

What difference does it make? ;)

I wouldn't panic if I were you. Ask the DJ, he'll confirm it.

 

[jimharri]

I get my partner to do mine. Only fair as I’m more than happy to do hers

And they (yep, them again) say that chivalry is dead.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Maybe a nice T-Bag is what you need right now. Especially of the lady would chew on some ice cubes first...;)

I think I'm better off having a cup of tea pal, at least it cant moan or nag me; )

But yeah, a good tea-bagging would be nice. Straddling her from above, staring down to see her looking like she's blowing bubble gum. A better vision than of a handlebar moustache I suppose : )

 

[Slipper One]

What it is i tried shaving my sack a few days ago because my pubes were out of control like a bag of coiled watch springs. Having shaved it in the past with a razor (with varying degrees of success) the last time i shaved downstairs it looked like a I'd been thrashed by a spikey cactus on inspecting it.

So i thought I'd try my electric hair/beard trimmer and i did resulting in a nasty 2mm sack nick that drew blood. Not only was it bleeding but it was stinging like fuck and irritable, especially when i tried scratching it, i know but it was itching and it's my sack, not yours.

The scab healed and my pubes grew again to unkept garden proportions and i was in the local chemist the other day and i saw some Nair 'Sensitive Cream'. It was on special offer at 99p reduced from £2.99 so i thought right I'll have a tube of that.

On Wednesday morning my sack was almost resembling David Bellamy's beard so i read the instructions on the tube which said apply and leave for 5-6 minutes.(maximum 10 mins) i smeared it on my sack but didnt rub in as per the instructions.

Set the timer on my phone and lay on the bed waiting for woolly mammoth sack meltdown. "Be beep be beep bee beep" - that's me, time was up. and time to gently wash my sack in warm soapy water, which i did.

I washed it and patted it fry like you would a chicken fillet and 10 minutes later. Well, i may have smeared the juice of a Carolina Reaper over my balls because the pain kicked in big-time and the inflammation was something else!

I was in agony. The pain was intense between the bottom of my sack and my starfish. Some 16 hours later it's still stinging like a right bastard and it's causing panic and anxiety. I'm trying to go to sleep but i may have to just get in the car and go to A&E with a sack like a haggis that's been dumped in a nuclear reactor! : (

Advice needed.

You need to take full advantage of this and get stuck in!!! :)

If you have a shower with a detachable head, set it so it's fairly hot but not blistering, turn it to maximum jet and spray it up onto your nuts from a close range. Orgasmic.....it'll make your knees go all weak.

If it doesn't work for you, at least your sack will be clean!! :)

Good luck..........and have fun!!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

You need to take full advantage of this and get stuck in!!! :)

If you have a shower with a detachable head, set it so it's fairly hot but not blistering, turn it to maximum jet and spray it up onto your nuts from a close range. Orgasmic.....it'll make your knees go all weak.

If it doesn't work for you, at least your sack will be clean!! :)

Good luck..........and have fun!!

Eh, get stuck in?

It's not like jet washing moss off my patio from close range, pal

Knees go all weak, orgasmic? WTF : /

Perish the thought, not perish my 'nads!

 

[Slipper One]

"jet washing moss off my patio from close range"

If you're lucky it'll feel like it!!! :)

 

[Slipper One]

Eh, get stuck in?

It's not like jet washing moss off my patio from close range, pal

Knees go all weak, orgasmic? WTF : /

Perish the thought, not perish my 'nads!

Forgot to say.....

To make this effective, you need to have a bit of irritation, a bit of jock itch or something...........or in your case, a total scrotal overload.

Have fun!!!

 

[Cellarite]

You need to take full advantage of this and get stuck in!!! :)

If you have a shower with a detachable head, set it so it's fairly hot but not blistering, turn it to maximum jet and spray it up onto your nuts from a close range. Orgasmic.....it'll make your knees go all weak.

If it doesn't work for you, at least your sack will be clean!! :)

Good luck..........and have fun!!

I second this. The water should be, unfortunately using a Gary Neville term, on the edge of too hot.

Give it 20 seconds or so, then shower elsewhere, then return to the ball bag for another bout.

The only feeling that betters this is the cold jet of a bidet up the nipsy during the vinegar strokes whilst on a foreign holiday.