Thomas Tuchel | England Manager

Excellent first interview considering a lot of shite that was asked. The media seem more obsessed with constructing a circus than football. "Will you sing the National Anthem?" who the fuck cares! We've had Aussies involved in both rugby and cricket, got a New Zealander in charge at the moment. It's about how the team performs on the pitch.

And fancy asking the FA who they interviewed and what that process was whilst the guy who got the job is sat there! "Erm we interviewed Pep, he didn't want it. Then we spoke to Klopp and he didn't want it. Then we spoke to Howe and he wasn't available. Then we spoke to Potter and he didn't impress us. So we went for Thomas as he was available."
 
Excellent first interview considering a lot of shite that was asked. The media seem more obsessed with constructing a circus than football. "Will you sing the National Anthem?" who the fuck cares! We've had Aussies involved in both rugby and cricket, got a New Zealander in charge at the moment. It's about how the team performs on the pitch.

And fancy asking the FA who they interviewed and what that process was whilst the guy who got the job is sat there! "Erm we interviewed Pep, he didn't want it. Then we spoke to Klopp and he didn't want it. Then we spoke to Howe and he wasn't available. Then we spoke to Potter and he didn't impress us. So we went for Thomas as he was available."
The response to that would be will YOU sing the national anthem and i dont mean just the first verse that everybody belts out, no the whole fucking lot, come on mr proud to be english daily mail twat the whole lot all three verses right now.
 
Probably one of the better available coaches but he's not without flaws either.

His last season he should have wrapped up the game against Real Madrid, and by making odd subs with a few minutes to go which cost them winning the whole thing. Not being able to stop cliqes and bickering at Munich last term with poor domestic form. Inconsistency at Chelsea.

When things go his way his teams are excellent. When things don't he becomes a big sulker and finger pointer.

This is England anyway, we never win stuff. If he can go a notch further than Southgate then he will have done well
 
Just listened to that. The journalists really are fucking vipers.

I noticed Sam Wallace was begging for Pep a few days ago, and now Tuchel has been appointed he’s had the brass neck to tweet that the national team manager should be English. He was literally begging for Pep to be manager.

People have called him out on it, and surprise surprise he’s not responded to any questions about that. Coward.
Disgrace. Sums him up.
 
And I wanted Harry Redknapp to fuck off out of football at least a decade before he did. I guess we both ended up disappointed.
That **** shouldn't have an opinion on anybody, He should have done time in prison the thieving twat. Himself and Peter Storey fucking over Portsmouth for years "It's just resting in my account"...

Pompey are in the lower leagues because of that fucking knob. Twitchy ****.
 
There's some people in this thread who, if you placed them back in the early 1940s, would have wanted to fight the Nazis not because they were Nazis but because they were German.
 
Hearing Tuchel rimming the FA's ring piece was fuckin' cringe worthy. Prattling on about how much the 3 lions mean on the English shirt and other shit, the creeping ****.

If we get to the final v Germany I wonder what he'll be thinking. He's a German, or Germ-man is more apt for the odious little shit.

I think an English man should have been given the job. Giving it to a foreign manager could end up to be a conflict of interest, if it's not that already.

Yeah, lets give it to another shite manager, with zero tactical nous, zero spine and a shite CV to boot. Get Neil Warnock in right now!
 

This prick was cheerleader for Pep to take the job.
How this rat faced prick hasnt been sued into the ground is a mystery to me, his assumptions and assertions sail so close to the wind sometimes and sky are complicit for continuously giving him the platform.
 
Hearing Tuchel rimming the FA's ring piece was fuckin' cringe worthy. Prattling on about how much the 3 lions mean on the English shirt and other shit, the creeping ****.

If we get to the final v Germany I wonder what he'll be thinking. He's a German, or Germ-man is more apt for the odious little shit.

I think an English man should have been given the job. Giving it to a foreign manager could end up to be a conflict of interest, if it's not that already.

If we got to the final v Germany I'm sure he's thinking, if I help the team win this game then I'm going to get one hell of a fucking bonus.

Why don't you ask Ben Stokes how he'd feel if he was playing for England in a WC final against NZ? I reckon he'd be so conflicted, what with being born and spending his formative years in NZ and having a Dad who was a kiwi. He'd probably struggle to perform for England in that situation and NZ would probably win quite comfortably I'd imagine. Oh wait...
 
He’s not even started yet and he’s getting fucked royally already god help him when he names his first squad, the guys on a hiding to nothing, at least he has won trophies but I’m not holding my breathe for success.
 

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