Tide is turning

I have a project ! My daughter is at Uni and has her first proper boyfriend. Imagine my double disappointment, when he turns out to be a United Fan (and 6ft 5'). He needs turning if he is planning a long term relationship with my pride and joy as he will never get in to my house, her Grandads, or three uncles houses (no chance with her brother).
Imagine my delight when it turns out he's from 'darn sarth' and has never set foot inside the theatre of screams.
Any suggestions would be taken in the spirit they are meant.
Thanks in anticipation
 
My lad, agd 11 has had a City season card for 5 years...BUT......, he is at United's Development Training as a goalkeeper, now thats fookin hard, he will wear a Rag kit should he be registered as a player, and that is quite likely as they really rate him. Add to that he will get offered tickets for games, meet Fergie and go to Carrington 4 times a week.
Wore his City goalkeeper top the other day whilst training, coach said "only one thing wrong with your goalkeeping young man, you have some dirt on your top"
Could have smacked him, but then I thought better of it, they might pay him good money one day and City could buy him.....?!
 
Stretford Born Blue said:
My lad, agd 11 has had a City season card for 5 years...BUT......, he is at United's Development Training as a goalkeeper, now thats fookin hard, he will wear a Rag kit should he be registered as a player, and that is quite likely as they really rate him. Add to that he will get offered tickets for games, meet Fergie and go to Carrington 4 times a week.
Wore his City goalkeeper top the other day whilst training, coach said "only one thing wrong with your goalkeeping young man, you have some dirt on your top"
Could have smacked him, but then I thought better of it, they might pay him good money one day and City could buy him.....?!


If he's that good get him to the right side of Carrington then you muppet!!!
 
GerryGowsRusholmeBoy said:
I have a project ! My daughter is at Uni and has her first proper boyfriend. Imagine my double disappointment, when he turns out to be a United Fan (and 6ft 5'). He needs turning if he is planning a long term relationship with my pride and joy as he will never get in to my house, her Grandads, or three uncles houses (no chance with her brother).
Imagine my delight when it turns out he's from 'darn sarth' and has never set foot inside the theatre of screams.
Any suggestions would be taken in the spirit they are meant.
Thanks in anticipation
Tell your girl to find herself a decent blue. I'm sure there's a few on here that'd be only too happy to help you out in your (her?) hour of need!

;-)
 
jimharri said:
GerryGowsRusholmeBoy said:
I have a project ! My daughter is at Uni and has her first proper boyfriend. Imagine my double disappointment, when he turns out to be a United Fan (and 6ft 5'). He needs turning if he is planning a long term relationship with my pride and joy as he will never get in to my house, her Grandads, or three uncles houses (no chance with her brother).
Imagine my delight when it turns out he's from 'darn sarth' and has never set foot inside the theatre of screams.
Any suggestions would be taken in the spirit they are meant.
Thanks in anticipation
Tell your girl to find herself a decent blue. I'm sure there's a few on here that'd be only too happy to help you out in your (her?) hour of need!

;-)

In the meantime castrate the bar steward just in case
 
exiledbaguleyblue said:
jimharri said:
GerryGowsRusholmeBoy said:
I have a project ! My daughter is at Uni and has her first proper boyfriend. Imagine my double disappointment, when he turns out to be a United Fan (and 6ft 5'). He needs turning if he is planning a long term relationship with my pride and joy as he will never get in to my house, her Grandads, or three uncles houses (no chance with her brother).
Imagine my delight when it turns out he's from 'darn sarth' and has never set foot inside the theatre of screams.
Any suggestions would be taken in the spirit they are meant.
Thanks in anticipation
Tell your girl to find herself a decent blue. I'm sure there's a few on here that'd be only too happy to help you out in your (her?) hour of need!

;-)

In the meantime decapitate the bar steward just in case


Totally agree.
 

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