Tight arsed people you know (Or could be yourself)

[Barcon]

I used to work with a mate that lived close to me. He would drive his truck over to my place in the morning and leave it there while I drove us both to work and back. This meant that if we ever needed any materials while we were on the job, I would have to go and get them in my truck.

I never once asked him for fuel money and he never offered.
Every day we stopped on the way in to get a coffee and we took turns in paying.
Half the time he would ask, "who's turn is it"?

 

[citizen_maine]

Went to the dogs at Belleview with a couple of neighbours. At the time they were giving a free pint out to entice punters in. My Mrs volunteered to drive the 50 mile round trip, obviously no charge. When we got to the bar my neighbour realised that Cider wasn’t in the offer so he handed his token over and said you can have this , just buy me a pint when we get back to the pub.

ok, but you can only have what was in the offer

 

[Magicpole]

I'm tight in some ways I admit.....Now were retired me and the wife go for regular walks near the beach. We like a coffee at some point but we refuse to pay almost $10 for 2 coffee's so we find a 7/11 and buy two $1 coffee's and find a nice bench near the beach. Over the last 2 years of covid I reckon we've saved around $4000.

Walk 5 days a week so $10 a day coffee would be $50 a week = $2500 a year X 2 years = $5000
Minus 5 days @ $2 a day = $10 a week = $500 a year X 2 = $1000

Total saved = $4000.

Ker-ching !!

If you want to invest that $4,000 in a cant lose business opportunity, I have Five Magic Beans going for $3, 998 leaving you $2 to get another couple of coffee's to celebrate.

Beat the rush and make millions..

No refunds and if the giant eats your Mrs you only have $1 to find every day for coffee.

I'm cutting my own throat here.

 

[Blue Mist]

If you want to invest that $4,000 in a cant lose business opportunity, I have Five Magic Beans going for $3, 998 leaving you $2 to get another couple of coffee's to celebrate.

Beat the rush and make millions..

No refunds and if the giant eats your Mrs you only have $1 to find every day for coffee.

I'm cutting my own throat here.

I wish you would











Giggle.

 

[halfmist]

And ? ............

Did you ?


The answer had better be, no I told him to go fuck himself.

Unfortunately I did. It wouldn’t have been so bad but the guy is absolutely minted. A few weeks later I was in the local and after ordering a couple of drinks for me and my Mrs I realised I had forgotten my wallet. He was at the bar and as quick as a flash said I will lend you £20 quid just get me a pint of Cider with your order. Landlady said after he left , the cheek of it, I would have subbed you she said. The next offer of a night at the dogs was politely declined.

 

[Blue Mist]

Unfortunately I did. It wouldn’t have been so bad but the guy is absolutely minted. A few weeks later I was in the local and after ordering a couple of drinks for me and my Mrs I realised I had forgotten my wallet. He was at the bar and as quick as a flash said I will lend you £20 quid just get me a pint of Cider with your order. Landlady said after he left , the cheek of it, I would have subbed you she said. The next offer of a night at the dogs was politely declined.

Worra wanker. That's basically lent at 25% interest rate !!!!

 

[Magicpole]

I wish you would











Giggle.

Fucker. ;)

 

[doots]

My mate smiffy(hope he reads this) has scars on the back of head from when he's dropped money.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I pick money up off the floor. Don’t care if it’s 1p or £100, if you’re daft enough to discard of it or lose it, I’m fucking having it!

I have a money jar at home and I’ve currently got about £20 in there almost solely from loose change I find on the floor. I found a tenner on the bus once… it was my tenner after I found it.

Look after every penny, never mind every tenner. You never know when you’ll need it.

Yes, I am a scav!

 

[MCFC_ Phil]

I pick money up off the floor. Don’t care if it’s 1p or £100, if you’re daft enough to discard of it or lose it, I’m fucking having it!

I have a money jar at home and I’ve currently got about £20 in there almost solely from loose change I find on the floor. I found a tenner on the bus once… it was my tenner after I found it.

Look after every penny, never mind every tenner. You never know when you’ll need it.

Yes, I am a scav!

I lost a tenner on the 192 from Rusholme after the match, it was my tenner you **** :-)