Tight arsed people you know (Or could be yourself)

I just spent an hour trying to find a cheaper alternative to Drambuie for a recipe.
Meanwhile the wife has been out and bought a bottle in that hour.
$50.00. I could have bought a bottle of Glayva for $40.00
 
I used to think my old man was quite tight when I was growing up. I mean to be fair we never wanted for anything and lived a nice lifestyle it was just the way he is. He grew up in a council house with a big family and had very little. He then formed his own company and has done very well for himself. He has the occasional splurge and has a lovely house and cars etc. But he still shops in primark etc and will rock up to meet me in a pair of Slazenger trainers.
Guy I used to work with was as tight as a ducks arse. Would keep his Tin foil to wrap his sandwiches in. Would use it all week.
 
Met a friend of mine at the petrol station in Asda. Said to him I didn't realise you shopped here. He said he didn't, he just came through every Saturday to fill his car up. So, I says you only live a mile away from the local Jet garage. He replied that Asda was 3p a litre cheaper than the local Jet garage just around the corner from his.

Walked away wondering why make a 22 mile round trip to save 3p a litre???
 
Met a friend of mine at the petrol station in Asda. Said to him I didn't realise you shopped here. He said he didn't, he just came through every Saturday to fill his car up. So, I says you only live a mile away from the local Jet garage. He replied that Asda was 3p a litre cheaper than the local Jet garage just around the corner from his.

Walked away wondering why make a 22 mile round trip to save 3p a litre???
Because tightness is a disease blinds people. My nanna was the same.
penny wise/pound foolish
 
I had a mate who was terrific at letting drunken mates believe it was their turn in a round, skipping him over and over. Always keen to get the early ones in, in sequence, then it goes awry.

Happened a couple of times when the next day I found myself counting pints and pennies left. Then one time just the two of us were out and a few pints in I say I guess it's my round, knowing that I'd got the last one. He didn't say a word. Same again a few weeks later.

Mentioned it to mates and they all suspected the same, even suggested he think he's owed it because he feels hard done by in life especially in the company of others he perceives to be doing 'better'.
 
I used to think my old man was quite tight when I was growing up. I mean to be fair we never wanted for anything and lived a nice lifestyle it was just the way he is. He grew up in a council house with a big family and had very little. He then formed his own company and has done very well for himself. He has the occasional splurge and has a lovely house and cars etc. But he still shops in primark etc and will rock up to meet me in a pair of Slazenger trainers.
Guy I used to work with was as tight as a ducks arse. Would keep his Tin foil to wrap his sandwiches in. Would use it all week.
But your old man is not tight. As you say he grew up in a big family with little money. I grew up in the 60's in a small family with no money. You learnt to understand money and more importantly understand not having money. It stays with you.
But, I reckon your old man would help someone in need, buy a pint for someone just layed off, help an old dear thstcwas skint. There is a total difference between that and dodging rounds, caging, being a shit.
When i was young and one of us couldn't afford a pint, we'd look after him cos we knew he would do the same.
 

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