Top Phil Jones facts

[Cellarite]

Phil Jones' favourite film is the best film ever made.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Phil Jones used to play darts with Jim Bowen, until Jim's head became blunt.

 

[digbythebiggestdogintheworld]

Phil's dad Howard wrote "Like To Get To Know You Well" and headlined Live Aid.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Phil Jones did not teach Tom Cleverley to finish. I think that was evident tonight.

 

[block128]

Phil Jones is more popular than the WWE

But not as popular as Beastiality brothels in Germany. He did invent them though

 

[andyhinch]

Phil Jones had to wait at the Finnish line for Bolt to catch up

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Phil is actually named Philosopher Jones. His outlandish head contains a brain that bulges with the combined intellect of Wittgenstein, Bertrand Russell and Aristotle. His column on logical positivism in the United programme is considered to be required reading in the Senior Common Rooms of the Universities of Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard and the Sorbonne.

 

[DannyBoy2890]

Phil Jones hit an iceberg and the iceberg sank

 

[pieface]

Phill jones still points his finger up into the sky when an aeroplane goes over.

 

[takeabooson]

phil jones can eat three dry jacobs cream crackers in under 1 minute without drinking any water

phil jones can rip a yellow pages in half with his pinkys

phil jones can jump across the grand canyon "BLINDFOLDED"

phil jones beat the americans to the moon

phil jones is NOT SHIT

phil jones shagged john terrys wife