Top Phil Jones facts

[pieface]

Phil Jones toby jugs are out selling the steve Bruce ones in the club shop.

 

[Goater's Nipple]

Phil Jones is Spartacus.

 

[johnmc]

Phil Jones has counted to infinity. Twice

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Phil Jones is All England Gurning Champion, he narrowly beat Les Dawson licking piss off a thistle into second place.

 

[pieface]

If you look at your own reflection close up in the back of a table spoon ,you can create a phil jones lookalike.

 

[MikeBlue]

Phil Jones makes onions cry!

 

[mcmanus]

If you look at your own reflection close up in the back of a table spoon ,you can create a phil jones lookalike.

Best yet because it's actually true.

 

[cheddar404]

If you look at your own reflection close up in the back of a table spoon ,you can create a phil jones lookalike.

Best yet because it's actually true.

Especially when you piss on the spoon first.

 

[mcmanus]

If you look at your own reflection close up in the back of a table spoon ,you can create a phil jones lookalike.

Best yet because it's actually true.

Especially when you piss on the spoon first.

And why have you ever come up with the idea to first piss on a spoon then look at your reflection in it. TV broke that night?

 

[cheddar404]

Best yet because it's actually true.

Especially when you piss on the spoon first.

And why have you ever come up with the idea to first piss on a spoon then look at your reflection in it. TV broke that night?

England were playing. I also had a hunch it would look like Phil.