Tv Shows that just won't work.

Fresh Teat

Posh Spice and Carol Vorderman share their tips for thinking your way to massively increased and lifted boobs, which are in no way whatsoever enhanced, so please don' suggest they are or they'll see you in court.
 
Pray your cards right with different holy cards in Arabic, Hebrew and English.


Going for old. Presented by Matthew Kelly, where the contestant scores points to win a chance at the GILF of his dreams
 
Steps: Ho's and Sun

Steps comeback tour went to shit. They turn to prostitution in Ibiza with hilarious consequences<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:43 pm --<br /><br />Room 101 - Extra Whorage

Secret camera set up in Hugh Grant's favourite motel room
 
Would I Fly Through You?

Denis Bergkamp strapped to the wings of a plane and made to choose whether he is flying through the Bermuda Triangle, North Korea or Syria
 
Final whore, a porno where Jimharri asks for the link for his '' mate'' ;)

followed by

Snatch of the day..... our very own 2sheiks looking for that upskirt shot
 
Doctor in the house!
A collection of gypsies, dwarves and siamese twins have to pick a house to enter. The unlucky ones will enter house of mutilating medic Dr Josef Mengele.
 
Celebrity Blast A Ref

Louis Spence and Shane Ritchie lead celebrity teams on a shotgun shooting spree against the weekend's latest rag loving, bent refs.
 
Come Sign On With Me

Rene Meulensteen invites the cameras down to the job centre and shows the world how a mouthy rag under 12s coach can get so above himself that he whores himself around the papers, shouting his big mouth off and trying to make out he is the second coming of Rinus Michels

"Sorry, Mr Frankenstein, we regret to inform you that your application to become the manager of Barcelona has not been successful as we have never fucking heard of you and we have appointed a bloke who took Yeovil to the Premiership on Championship Manager"
 
Celebrity Shite Club-A team of experts analyse the stools of well known people.
Jackanory- read by Kate and Jerry McCann.
It's a Royal Knockout- members of the public get to kick the fuck out of minor royalty.
Have I Got News For You- set in the STD clinic of St.Mary's.
This is Your Right- A Conservative Party documentary.
White Horses- Nick Griffin hosts racing from Cheltenham.
Planet of the Apes- Gareth Bale rules the world in this sci fi classic.
 
Alas Smith and Jones - a documentary how two seemingly good players, (Alan Smith and Phil Jones) can end up being crap after transferring to the scum.
 
Pimp my ride,Ryan Giggs turns out his sister in law.
Sez Lez,Samantha Fox finally dishes the dirt on Bimbo Bob.
Man in a Suitcase,British MI6 agent escapology act goes wrong.
Lost in Space,young lads attempt to shag Jordan and Kerry Katona without a plank strapped to there arse.
Deadwood,the Samir Nasri story.
 
Riise's Pieces - John Arne Riise attempts to complete a jigsaw under a strict time limit
 
The Old Grey Whistle Test

Stuart Hall, Ken Barlow and Rolf Harris attempt to prove their innocence by claiming impotence. Doctor Fox examines them to establish the truth.
 
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