United 2016/17

[eyejay51]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...er-news/drunk-driver-six-times-limit-12166245

Pissed up rag employee 6 times over the limit at 7am!

I thought it was GPC's job to collect folk from the airport.

 

[aguero93:20]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...er-news/drunk-driver-six-times-limit-12166245

Pissed up rag employee 6 times over the limit at 7am!

Director not employee surely?

Oh it wasn't the GPC. Surprising that.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

To be fair though, that tweet was 12 hours before they battered the mighty Swansea away from home. Could be as much as 3% now.

Good shout.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Yet the press is strangely silent on this turn of events.....

They don't even mention they are the costliest 'sports' team in history. And we know how much the press like history.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

If only he said said he needed a shit he might have got away with it.

It most probably came out as "I need a Shot".

 

[aguero93:20]

It most probably came out as "I need a Shot".

Could be waiting a while watching a Maureen team.

 

[Vienna_70]

But the laughs are free.

I want my MTV.

 

[crazyg]

I want my MTV.

For a moment I thought it read MuTV.

And breathe.

 

[Vienna_70]

For a moment I thought it read MuTV.

And breathe.

Ha!

I never thought of that.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Could be waiting a while watching a Maureen team.

Nice one ;)