United 2016/17

[mat]

Patrick Kielty is married to Cat Deeley, Let that sink in.
The **** looks like Jeremy Kyles smackhead brother

Fuck me. If her standards are that low I might have a chance of a go on her.

 

[Hoghead]

Cat Deeley - if she wasn't good looking would she be called Dog Deeley instead?

 

[Cheesy]

Patrick Kielty filling in today for Steve Wright on radio 2 today, speaking to the sports fella after the news at 3pm.

Kielty : " well both our teams have big games this weekend. Utd are flying and are on a great unbeaten run (3 games?). I am so looking forward to our game this weekend."

Sports fella : " yes my team liverpool take on Spurs in a 6 pointer. If they win they go 1 point behind them. I'm excited about it. Off the top of my head, I've forgotten, and I should know but who are Utd playing ?."

Kielty : " I don't know !."

I've paraphrased what Kielty said. He went on about Utd, and of course he knew nothing about the club he 'chose' to support. He then made some self deprecating quip about Utd sealing sixth spot in an effort to deflect away from the fact he had been exposed as just another rag glory hunter with little or no interest in his 'team'.

Does that ring any bells ?.

On a side note...

Kielty is a cnut.

 

[mat]

Google translate anyone?

 

[aguero93:20]

Google translate anyone?

I think they're trying to say the GPC can go to hell, which I'd wholeheartedly agree with, but the last bit is unnecessary.

 

[Cellarite]

Fucking little whore Rachel Riley having a pop at our empty seats just now.

 

[mat]

Fucking little whore Rachel Riley having a pop at our empty seats just now.

Just a typical bitter Essex rag.

There's a few on here who'd happily fuck her harder than the sickswan.

 

[inchy14]

Just a typical bitter Essex rag.

There's a few on here who'd happily fuck her harder than the sickswan.

I would, I'd be singing city songs all the way through, jizz in her face, then wipe it off with her rag shirt.

This has actually happened but was unfortunately not with the dirty little minx miss Riley.

 

[Leto]

Fucking little whore Rachel Riley having a pop at our empty seats just now.

She probably never got over the above after the 6-1.

 

[Indaparkside]

Fucking little whore Rachel Riley having a pop at our empty seats just now.

Makes me laugh on fantasy football knows fuck all about football reckon her buddy jeff steeling had a hand in her employment for a crafty blow job