United 2016/17

[Mikejl]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...addy-crerand-manchester-united-brain-12612496

Paddy Crerand has a brain (cell) ? Fake news...

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Just had to wander round Manchester to find out where the bus services are running as apparently they are marching all the crowd down to old Trafford from the city centre. Fuck sake there's only a few thousand turning up, I hate the raggie bastards even more for this inconvenience.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...addy-crerand-manchester-united-brain-12612496

What does science need an empty skull for ?

 

[ccr]

What does science need an empty skull for ?

Like the old joke. Brain surgeon offers £10 for Colin Bells brain, £10 for Frannies brain. £5000 for Crerand's brain. When asked why the difference he replied " His hasn't been used yet "

 

[The Pink Panther]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...addy-crerand-manchester-united-brain-12612496

Paddy Crerand has a brain (cell) ? Fake news...

What does science need an empty skull for ?

To be fair, whatever is between his ears will be really well preserved as it's been soaked in alcohol for 30 or 40 years

 

[heslops barnet]

How does granny shagger get injured?
He never plays, no mention in the press about him being dropped, yet all over Kun on the bench!

 

[mat]

How does granny shagger get injured?
He never plays, no mention in the press about him being dropped, yet all over Kun on the bench!

Jumping out of care home windows fucks his ankles up.

 

[dario2739]

You're in a bad way....

Doff of the cap there... seems to have gone over everyone elses heads!

 

[dario2739]

What does science need an empty skull for ?

Exclusive X-ray of ****y Crerand's brain...

 

[mcfc64]

How does granny shagger get injured?
He never plays, no mention in the press about him being dropped, yet all over Kun on the bench!

Very good point

 

[Mid Wales blue]

When out with injury, doctors can prescribe any number of drugs to help with your recovery. A lot of these prescription drugs can and do mask other substances that might have found a way in to the body, especially recreational substances.

 

[Indaparkside]

Jumping out of care home windows fucks his ankles up.

Especially with his trolleys still round his ankles and a set of false teeth on the end of his knob.

 

[mat]

Doff of the cap there... seems to have gone over everyone elses heads!

 

[Tevez City]

Impressive injury record for Zlatan !

http://www.transfermarkt.com/zlatan-ibrahimovic/verletzungen/spieler/3455

 

[marco]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...addy-crerand-manchester-united-brain-12612496

i don't know why doctors would want a brain that's been pickled in gin for the last 20 years, then again it might throw in some explanation for his drunken live radio rants

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

When out with injury, doctors can prescribe any number of drugs to help with your recovery. A lot of these prescription drugs can and do mask other substances that might have found a way in to the body, especially recreational substances.

Are you suggesting that a certain rag player with a possible predilection for older woman may have been given prescription drugs to help him recover from an alleged injury that may mask certain illegal substances already within his blood stream?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Are you suggesting that a certain rag player with a possible predilection for older woman may have been given prescription drugs to help him recover from an alleged injury that may mask certain illegal substances already within his blood stream?

No I wouldn't be as stupid as to do that, by the way has it stopped snowing ;).

 

[malg]

Are you suggesting that a certain rag player with a possible predilection for older woman may have been given prescription drugs to help him recover from an alleged injury that may mask certain illegal substances already within his blood stream?

 

[casserole of nonsense]

When out with injury, doctors can prescribe any number of drugs to help with your recovery. A lot of these prescription drugs can and do mask other substances that might have found a way in to the body, especially recreational substances.

If one masks testosterone, does one's hair magically grow back?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

If one masks testosterone, does one's hair magically grow back?

As it happens, hair is one of the area's WADA do test for long term use of band substances (as the hair grows it will hold traces of any previous drugs that have gone through your system). Fortunately if you have no hair or hair growth this can't be done. Don't know what it's like with implants made from weasel pubic hair.