United away - pre-match thread

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big day, panic attacks started early, clatters will card us for breathing, scum will get away with murder as per usual, shrek may as well swap shirts with clatters, elbows will be up for a CBE for his services for getting away with fucking everything.
but you know i think we going do this and get a result. still think we take all 3 points
 
I'm a fucking pansy when it comes to derby day!

I just keep seeing the sheer size of their team and can't fathom how we'll be able to stop them from bullying us and dominating us in the air!
Think that'll be their one and only tactic! They'll fall over whenever they're in our half and and try and beat us with set pieces into the box!

But then a small part of me has this feeling we are going to turn up and play the perfect game and put on a real footballing exhibition and wipe the floor with them!

This is me too.
 
This morning has been a combination of this

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and this

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Haha I've paid 3 visits to the bog this morn, Derby nervous and a session last night
 
The lack of representation on Sky by any MCFC player past or present is nothing short of a disgrace. With this reason alone I just know we are going to smash the rags today. Were streets ahead of them in every department. Let Sky look for every rags excuse possible post match.......
 
My father said to me one day, is it red or blue for you!
And if its red your out the door, and I won't see you no more!
And Then one Saturday afternoon, he took me to Mosside!
He said my son your time has come and, this is your lesson in pride!

You see The Scum you never run,
You stand and fight your ground!
And when you've won on derby day
Your sure to hear this sound!

Hark now hear,
The City sing,
United run away,
And we will fight for ever more because of Derby Day!
 
The new corner rule is a dream for refs and makes it easier for them to give the rags a decision.

I guarantee they will get a soft pen from a corner. Fucking agenda!

Fuck them come on city!
 
The new corner rule is a dream for refs and makes it easier for them to give the rags a decision.

I guarantee they will get a soft pen from a corner. Fucking agenda!

Fuck them come on city!
Was drinking with Mark Halsey last night.

There is no new rule/directive. Refs have just been asked to keep an eye on grappling but Mike Dean has been dropped this week for his over zealous interpretation in the last two game weeks.
 
Fucks sake. I just don't want to lose, hearing the media label it as a "mourinho masterclass" will be insufferable. Come on city.
 
I'm a fucking pansy when it comes to derby day!

I just keep seeing the sheer size of their team and can't fathom how we'll be able to stop them from bullying us and dominating us in the air!
Think that'll be their one and only tactic! They'll fall over whenever they're in our half and and try and beat us with set pieces into the box!

But then a small part of me has this feeling we are going to turn up and play the perfect game and put on a real footballing exhibition and wipe the floor with them!

If we played Wimbledon would you be as worried? We're basically playing Wimbledon, although a more defensive version who cost £500m.
 
usually buy a paper on a Saturday , but won't be bothering , it will be the same old rag shite , watching the match at home with the lads and a few beers , will turn on the telly at 12.30 for kick off and turn off immediately after the game , can't be doing with all the bullshit around these shower of barstewards , Not nervous at all , which is unusual for derby day , they have vastly underestimated us , and a city victory will go down like a lead balloon in the media , COME ON CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTY
 
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