Never mind threats....he's up for sale (per f365.com)
For Sale: Bull-Necked Scouse Terrier
A wonderful opportunity has arisen to purchase a magnificent example of the Bull-Necked Scouse Terrier. It answers to the name of Wayne or Wazza.
The animal was named Best In Show by the PFA Kennel Club last year and was widely acclaimed as the best pure-breed of its generation.
However, Wayne has recently become too difficult to handle, constantly befouling the park every time he is given a run-out and barking aggressively at passers-by, especially those with cameras.
The current owner, an elderly Scotsman, is struggling with the upkeep of Wayne and is looking for a quick sale.
Wayne would make an ideal companion for an old person and is almost fully housetrained.
One area of concern is Wayne's ankle, which his current owner believes has gone lame. However, Wayne has become extremely aggressive regarding the possible injury and has repeatedly bitten his owner every time he comes near.
You can quite easily breed Wayne, although his brood woman is unlikely to allow him to cover her for some weeks due to an escape that led to him indiscriminately humping local strays.
Wayne is sold with a litter of agents, hangers-on and general spongers, all of whom require no more complicated upkeep than simply feeding them money on a weekly basis.
Wayne will eat anything.
Apply: Alan Tyers, Old Trafford Dogs' Home
