united fans, the real bitters

[Blackley_Blue]

What kind of wedding is it that expects people turn up in football shirts?

I was at a proper Jeremy Kyle wedding the other week and there wasn't a football shirt in sight? The odd polo shirt yes, but football shirts?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Subtle pin badge on your jacket should suffice. See if the rag gets it.

 

[horlock_was_super]

They used to constantly tell us that
we were obsessed with them. They never shut the fuck up about us - bastard banner. Nursery rhymes. Dave’s bbq.
I never have and never will give a flying fuck about what they achieved.
I was and shall always be, finances permitting, a season ticket holding Mancunian Blue they were as irrelevant then as they are now and above all not Mancunian.
Ignorance really was bliss back then because refusing to engage from a position of knowing absolutely fuck all about what or how they’d won made them angry and we were bitter for choosing not to care. Freedom of choice doesn’t exist in their shallow little cesspool lives.
Adopting the same stance now makes them even angrier. It’s even funnier when they feel the need to tell you that ten Bob is going in the right direction and you just shrug.
They’re fucking putrid, disgusting, fetid has beens these days.
The faded slapper in The Jam classic The Butterfly Collector.
Fuck off you SCUM.
WTFAmu.
CTID.
As you were Blues.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

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Subtle pin badge on your jacket should suffice. See if the rag gets it.

I like it!

 

[manclad]

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Subtle pin badge on your jacket should suffice. See if the rag gets it.

My Dad was a musician for 75 years, so I know exactly what that symbol is.

 

[Centurions]

My Dad was a musician for 75 years, so I know exactly what that symbol is.

Ahh, it went over my head on first viewing. Very good.

 

[remember arthur mann]

If you don't get Stones.....


You just get.

 

[deano ou812]

My wife received a wedding invitation today. The groom is the son of a united season ticket holder (from Aberdeen!). On our invite they’d written “no City shirts” and my wife was shocked saying why would they write that? I said it’s probably meant to be funny but also the rags are absolutely fucking obsessed with us - when we were shit we were known for having great loyal support; they on the other hand have been known for a long time as having a lot of support but NEVER for having great support. Now we have not only the better quality support but a team and business model that makes them look like amateurs. On top of that they are bitter and obsessed always have been, can’t cope with the fact that we were liked when we were shit.

Not sure yet where I will where my City shirt for the wedding, on top of or underneath a standard shirt, but it will be on display

Or if possible if it goes with what your wearing a nice City tie with the City badge front and centre.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

What's the meal, Maccy D's?

Sounds like the wedding event of the year.

Wear your City shirt to the evening reception and order the groom a treble brandy to drown his fucking sorrows.

Aberdeen, you say?

 

[burning blue soul]

Pulps Common People "they shine so bright and you can only wonder why"
These goons just don't understand what football support actually means.
We have been there and back again.
It's a dickheads invite to a dickheads wedding, and it's the bride I'm sorry for....