United game postponed due to bomb scare

[TCIB]

What would happen if they won 19-0? Investigation? Would almost be piss funny, if it wasnt us.

I would almost like it to happen but like you say not at our expense.
Not because i want them to make it either but just to see the media and officials explain it away as "proof Utd are still the worlds most amazing magical club" with a straight face.
As they finish speaking a brown paper envelope falls out of their back pocket with their utd membership card which they hastily hide away hehe.

Good @stony any team they really shit on will want a bit of blood and even if they are not a great team if they get utd early next season they may try to do them a bit more.
Teams used to be beat before they played them, now teams are thinking "how the fuck did we lose last time to that shower, never again".

 

[Pam]

I would imagine GMP think United's Head of Security is Inspector Clouseau. They got the bomb squad out ffs. This was a major incident.

And there was a controlled explosion. Jesus.

 

[TCIB]

When you think about it it's even more hilarious.... last 20 mins at Swansea and it's definitely edgy, had United played and were winning it would have got even more nervy in those last 20 mins... so to an extent the pressure was off us by their own incompetence (for the third time in the last 30 days) what a great end to a disappointing season

If we asked for a tv show script ending it would not be to far from this would it hehe.

 

[Pam]

Just had a look at redcafe not been in a while, nice to see the shit kicking off and the slagging in full flow.
Some of the poor souls seem to think the tiny factors such as letting people in before it was found and that it was there for a number of days are barely note worthy.

It could not have turned out better all this, no real danger i.e. dry runs etc and the chaos was all their own fault, just brilliant.

So do they get docked points or something since this was entirely avoidable and all utd's fault ?

Edit: tbf most are face palming and having a laugh about it.

But loads of them aren't.

 

[TCIB]

But loads of them aren't.

Good, it gives us some utd fans to laugh at who are scrambling around trying to find a circumstance to absolve the club of blame that does not exist :-)

Let them flail helplessly like a fish on a line Pam and have a chuckle at their expense about it :-)

 

[almir]

This could cost them a lot, maybe even few millions. Though they might get that back from that security company on court.

 

[TFC]

This could cost them a lot, maybe even few millions. Though they might get that back from that security company on court.

I read 3 million earlier. You'd better believe they'll be suing the security firm to try and recoup that. Crazy story.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Take a look at @GNev2's Tweet:

What a prick jumping to conclusions before any facts were known. It was more important that he took the moral high ground when he saw it was there to be taken. Like his vile club he's been made to look very stupid.

 

[bluemc1]

In a bit of a dismal season for us the implosion across the road has provided the humour. All we need now is for them to get battered by Palace with bog brush head sent off by a ref brave enough to do so and Giggs attacked by an irate boyfriend/husband live on tv lol!!

And that boyfriend is Rashford after Giggs took him under his wing

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Just hearing the a mancunian was spotted at old trafford so they had to call the game off!