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Some lovely stuff in there

Don’t usually look at these so thought I’d take a gander and it’s funny as fuck watching them go into meltdown. The Chinese guy who runs in with a Rag top on and then peels it off to show the real colour of Manchester. Then the guys Mrs who walks into his bedroom, laughing that she predicted the score.
 
My ANTI-HAALAND agenda almost started tonight.

As for Doku..we're better off leaving him in Manchester next weekend.
Having an ‘Anti’ anybody stance is small time when it comes to anybody in this squad.

Choosing to make it Haaland wouldn’t end well unless you enjoy being made to look stupid on a weekly basis.
 
Great City performance. I actually thought that the rags set up the right way and their only hope was to hit us on the break. If they had gone toe to toe , we would have hammered them. We simply have to much quality.

What a player Phil has become.

The only downside was Doku who was dogshit and has been for a while. I would like to see Bobb get a few games
Doku will come good I reckon...

His style is different and its going to take a bit of time to integrate into our system.

There are going to be games where control is everything and Jack or Bernardo can play in that position. There will be other games where Doku's explosive pace and unpredictability will win us games.

I'm 100% sure Pep will work out how to make it work for Doku in the same way we can see our style adapting to Haaland.
 
I dont know how any United fan watches Mark Goldbridge without any sense of irony. He doesn't even believe half the shit he comes out with.

The guy posts compilations of himself screaming in anger at his FIFA career mode. Tells me exactly what I need to know about him.
 
Don’t usually look at these so thought I’d take a gander and it’s funny as fuck watching them go into meltdown. The Chinese guy who runs in with a Rag top on and then peels it off to show the real colour of Manchester. Then the guys Mrs who walks into his bedroom, laughing that she predicted the score.
Asian guy on 12 minutes is brilliant
 
Are you sure he's one of ours? Looks like a rag scarf on one of the fans in the right hand picture, but I admit to being colour blind. It also looks like the the hoarding bends away so it's near the corner in the away section of the south stand.

I was thinking that too, He's being pulled out of the away end.

I'm sure like myself most of always see Rags in the away end doing "airplane gestures"?

Why the fuck do they do it? I know they are thick as shit but their has to be more to it other than being a dumb ****.

Looks to me like he is just holding his arms out as if to say ' come on than'

Doesn’t make sense.
He’s in the Utd end. The empty seats is the first giveaway.
 
I rewatched the whole match last night with a critical eye. I expected I would find fault with Dokus performance but on analysis he played pretty well. They were terrified of him and had Dalot and Garnacho marking him all the time.

He played some great balls through and around the constant 2 markers on him into the box into players feet. No really daft take ons. We want him to run at defenders and take them on. He'll lose posession sometimes, it's the way it is.

Hes this years fall guy subject to the pile on. I'm prepared to give the lad a break. He's not been perfect, neither has Nunes. Have some people learned nothing about adaptation. He's young, has errant faults in his game to play in a Guardiola side that the boss will slowly iron out. Pep will make him better the more he coaches him.

If you want to have a pop at anyone from yesterday the defending across the back 4 for their goal was shambolic, from Ake playing rat face onside to Dias poor challenge and Walkers complete absence. I'll give Eddy a pass on that one, nobodys saving that. That's the second time in a few weeks we've conceded from hoofball. We have to be better. Better still have a go at Haaland for that clusterfuck in front of goal my arthritic ridden grandma could have nodded in when we were 0-1.

Ill re-itterate what I said in the motm thread, that's twice in succession at home we've murdered them. Last year was a shotgun blast. This year we put our hands around their throat and squeezed until they stopped breathing.

Laughably ETH the deluded Dutchmam thinks they nearly won the game with 1 shot on target and their fans are happy we didn't smash them. That happy the mostly fucked off home before the end.

Imagine derby games where you are utterly passed to death, outplayed in every department, olayed for 10 minutes at the end and have a total of 25% posession the most of which is your goalkeeper wasting time and feigning injury. Your manager then comes out and tries to gaslight you that they were good and nearly won the game citing a dive from your player folliwing a touch from Walker that Durex would be proud of. They are a fucking embarrassment. They won't get top 4 and at this point with Scousepool and Arsenal still to play might not get European football at all. Let's hope they don't, fail FFP and are in the shite. Scruffy Jim no doubt thoroughly enjoyed that, no camera shots of him and purple nose smiling in the stands this year.

Let's hope they sack the Dutch fraud and have to start all over again. What a circus. Bring on the clowns!
As someone pointed out earlier in this thread, Doku tired out their defenders, allowing Álvarez to come on and help Phil, KdB Bernardo and Erling cause havoc.
 

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