United (H) | Post Match Thread

[phargrave]

Great win! Unfortunately, I've only just been able to see the highlights, as I've been off-grid today - that was never a fucking penalty; Oliver obviously trying to keep it somewhat respectable for the rags!

Yup, strange how it wasn’t checked by VAR…?

 

[goalmole]

Some sloppy play gave them a couple of undeserved goals but so fucking what.

City were unbelievable today. 4 up at half time, 2 different players getting hat tricks and finally seeing just how good Jack Grealish can actually be. I felt it was his best game so far in a blue shirt.

You could argue that our best centre back partnership wasn't available. Rodri wasn't available and Kyle went off before half time injured. Yet still, we completely embarrassed those clowns who were backed into 11/2 from 8/1 so many a fool has parted with their money.

Great to be blue.

It'd have been a different story if slabhead had been playing.

 

[jaiguruKun]

The more I kept reading about how United were going to win and how we were going to "get done on the counter attack" the more confident it made me pre-match. Having said that, I really didn't expect the level of dominance we saw in the first half. The most one-sided derby match I've ever watched.

 

[Vic]

Any blue who gives a flying fuck about them cunts scoring 3 needs to give their heads a fucking wobble.

Thank you.

I'm wobble bored now with people moaning (and being abusive) about those who wanted a clean sheet and wanted to score ten.

 

[Vic]

Yup, strange how it wasn’t checked by VAR…?

They're all checked by VAR. The last one they sent Oliver to look at, he didn't change his mind.

If you expect consistency for when VAR recommends a review, you'll be waiting a long time.

 

[pride in battle]

I have to say that I thought Akanji was brilliant today and I have been very critical of him since he started.

Really, why ? He's been immense

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Complacency and Ederson's casualness in the final 10 mins aside, what a brilliant game.

Haaland, Foden, De Bruyne, Akanji and Bernardo were all a class above tbh. The rest were phenomenal too. Ake classy. Hopefully Walker is okay.

Sancho has regressed so heavily. For someone with so much promise, once upon a time, he is shite.

I forgot Sancho was on the pitch and that full back they were hyping up as well. He got destroyed by Foden.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

I'm wobble bored now with people moaning (and being abusive) about those who wanted a clean sheet and wanted to score ten.

Only ten? According to plastic rag Goldbridge...we're cheats and he hates us. He's just made my Monday morning even better, if that were possible.

 

[The_Maverick]

I'm wobble bored now with people moaning (and being abusive) about those who wanted a clean sheet and wanted to score ten.

Wobble bored….

That’s awesome

Stolen for future usage

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Even Tyler was purring about our 4th goal.

Have we entered a new dimension?

That’ll be the Alzheimer’s fella, he thought it was England v Holland Euro 96