United (H) | Post Match Thread

[dronefromsector7G]

…deserves its own thread.

I remember the 90s Derbies vividly. Couple of Pyrrhic draws, but on the whole, wank. And I remember them regularly coming to Maine Road and dominating us. They were so much better.

But nothing remotely like that first 45 minutes.

We were like a tsunami. We absolutely destroyed them.

What a half!

Rag

 

[blue whippet]

Think this group of players is probably at its peak this season.

Hope we win that bloody champions league this time then.

 

[urban genie]

…deserves its own thread.

It doesn't

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Until we stopped playing Pep Ball and started playing Bernardo & Gomez as our midfield, it was embarrassingly easy.

And, every viewer of that match KNEW that with 4 subs at once and players playing all over the place, Pep had already decided it was time to start preparing for a big game in midweek.

It LITERALLY should have been 10, and, crazy as it sounds, 6-3 flatters them no end, but it would be ridiculous to complain about the two sloppy goals at the end. The game was over as a contest before half time and after TWO HAT TRICKS, it was jelly and ice cream time!

Here’s hoping Walker is OK, Stones is only a week or so away, and Rodri’s tightness loosens up! Nice to get minutes in Laporte & Gomez, as they need to bed in for the long haul.

Jack & Phil are making defences shit themselves trying to stop BOTH their service and their ability to attract attention, with the likes of KDB, Bernie & Gundo lurking for the killer pass, and the Norwegian Meat Shield making grown men look like boys…and small ones at that!

What’s crazy is that THIS TEAM is not already 5 points clear and not even top of the League!!!

“This is how it feels to be City,
This is how it feels to be small…”

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Rag

You want some?

 

[bluejon]

It doesn't

Shush you.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Shush you.

He’s pulling my leg. I’m his middle-class pet.

 

[jjctid]

Love the bitterness seeping out of every pour of this fat twat.

Mentions we are not better than 3 teams from their past history (including the 2008 and 1999 team - we would take all of them apart....Peps team smashed that lot at their peak - it was men against boys in the CL final and it was like that today)

bitterness again when he says Haaland aint a boyhood city fan......hahahahah - getting desperate now trying to find something to grasp onto.

There is nothing better than watching this fat , odious , bitter gobshite suffering after another demolition! He must be ( and there is a very long list ) one of the most detestable rags to ever support that shower. Just looking at that ugly mug on his big head is bad enough but then he opens his gob! Might as well be Celtic! Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Barcon]

A twatting was afoot.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Barney Ronay in The Guardian has a report on Haaland, City and Guardiola that is ecstatic, poetic and terrific.