United (H) | Post Match Thread

we just twatted them lot 6 - 3, two of their goals when we switched off job done, we were streets ahead of them and they know they can't take one crumb of comfort from the game.

and that's is all i want , forget the final score , that was a fucking humiliation, neville was giving it large before the match because of the quality that was missing and we still humiliated them .

lovely
 
twosips said:
Really. Never as disappointed? Not even when we were about to win the league, two nil up at half time, and lost 3-2 to that lot and fucked it up? Or when we lost a Champions League final? Or when we failed to register a single shot on target after two CL semi-final ties under Pellegrini? Or losing to Wigan. WIGAN ffs. Or when we got relegated, or when the Spurs CL game broke our hearts last minute? Or the Lyon exit? The Liverpool one? None of these...but a 6-3 win where we absolutely fucking humiliated United, other than a couple of late goals due to resting players as we have a genuinely insane schedule coming up - that is your most disappointing post game feeling? Give your head a wobble.
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Or the Madrid last 2 mins. Now that WAS disappointing
 
Eccles Blue said:
Tongue-in-cheek time folks.

I’ve got one BIG question… do you think when I’m well enough to get back to the games we might get them lot that we annihilated today in a cup game and do it all over again? I want to do the Poznań again! I’ve done it at so many grounds I’d like to do it again at ours!!!




*lol*. Told you it was tongue in cheek time.
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Hopefully be there with you, only been in hospital for 8 days and I’m climbing the walls already.
 
ysmsa said:
Not been mentioned I think

The "Draft Excluder" ha ha ha

Fucking amateurs, I've only seen that in my Lads junior football and always thought it was pathetic.

Loved it when Gundy smacked it high and was unlucky to see it smash against the post.

The other time they tried it was during normal play. We had about 3 cleared off the line whilst some Rag lay pole axed just outside the box after hurting his ankle, bless.
They went mad cos we didn't put the ball out, when the ball went out he went off for a mo for treatment we scored :-)

They are a fucking disaster and everything they do turns to shit.
Nowhere near enough of their continuous fuck ups get reported,

As for Rashford & Penandez, absolutely stinking the fucking place out but put up on pedestals by the Club and Fans.

That back 4 of theirs was the most lob sided thing ever put together.
From behind the goal you could see it was basically 2 Mascot sized players on the left and 2 normal sized players on the right.

ETHEL (Eric Ten Haag Europa League) won't last a year, clueless.
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Rashford gave the ball away every time he touched it for about an entire half hour spell. It was almost as unbelievable to see a Premier League player be so shit as it was to see Haaland be so amazing!
 
MafeotulBlue said:
Fucking beat them down like rarely seen in the last few years. Playing a defense which made me crease and without our holding midfielder, so GG boys. Whoever did the Akanji deal needs a blow-job.

They so needed this fucking reality check. The dirty fuckers started popping their heads out of the mud like moles after the last few weeks, and the smugness, the smiles, the arrogance was creeping back. Glad we smashed the mole back in the ground using the Viking’s dick.

Nearly ejaculated seeing the alcoholic mummy staring down at his baby, getting emasculated like on a bad night out in gay village. Never in your life-time eh? Guess that’s a cue for the reaper to give you a fucking kiss.

You will never be top dogs again, you worthless, spineless, T-Shirt printing factory. Utterly pathetic, as you have been for years.

Back into your caves, fucking sumbags.

City til i die.
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I say old boy what a 1st class rant, bravo I say, bravo
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
We might not get a chance like that again and you take it when it comes your way.

Just wanted to cement it in the record books.

Pleasure to watch, but I am always expecting more from this team.
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Give over soft lad. We fucking hammered them, These lads are humans and don't think it's as simple as rewriting records - all sorts of things can affect games.
Just enjoy the feeling of how great this team is and how we have now been the pride of Manchester for years now (well, we've ALWAYS been the pride of Manchester but you know what I mean).
 
andyhinch said:
Hopefully be there with you, only been in hospital for 8 days and I’m climbing the walls already.
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Oh that’s not fair. It can be soul destroying at times. You feel ready to do things and try and it all breaks down and we’re back to square one.
I empathise with you @andyhinch. Get well soon just follow the doctor’s orders and hopefully we’ll be back cheering on the Best Team in the Land and ALL the World soon. :-)

I read a book yesterday and this group of people had a saying at the end of their conversations…. Hold.Your.Nerve.
:-)
 
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Love the bitterness seeping out of every pour of this fat twat.

Mentions we are not better than 3 teams from their past history (including the 2008 and 1999 team - we would take all of them apart....Peps team smashed that lot at their peak - it was men against boys in the CL final and it was like that today)

bitterness again when he says Haaland aint a boyhood city fan......hahahahah - getting desperate now trying to find something to grasp onto.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
We might not get a chance like that again and you take it when it comes your way.

Just wanted to cement it in the record books.

Pleasure to watch, but I am always expecting more from this team.
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Amen brother
That was a chance for a result for the ages, complacency on and in the dugout pissed the opportunity away
 
Was kinda gutted when they got those 2 at the end at the time, but now it's kinda funny......gives them a few crumbs from the game thinking they "fought till the end" and "showed haag that they are up for a fight"..... when we know they are just shite :-)
 
Stiff Little Wingers said:
Give over soft lad. We fucking hammered them, These lads are humans and don't think it's as simple as rewriting records - all sorts of things can affect games.
Just enjoy the feeling of how great this team is and how we have now been the pride of Manchester for years now (well, we've ALWAYS been the pride of Manchester but you know what I mean).
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Well said mate. The first 45 minutes was the most intoxicating half of football I’ve ever witnessed. We were mesmerising and irrepressible. That’s enough for me to refuse to be disappointed because they numerically edged the second half.

That first half was a complete footballing tour de force that will be talked about by the next generation. In a Derby. Let that sink in and say you were disappointed ffs.

We blew those cunts completely apart in the first half. Blew their tiny minds. And we won by three clear goals.

Fucking disappointing!
 
The difference this season with Haaland up front is that we are far more clinical in front of goal. Our shot conversion rate last season was 10.3%, this season it is 15.3 %.
 
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