United (H) | Post Match Thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He’s still a biased, snivelling, rag twat!

He was fair today. He calls it as he sees it.

He called Gundogan a little dancer when he won us the league etc.

He‘s a bit of a ****, but he chats decently about football, rag ownership aside.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[mat]

I don’t think Neville is that bad a pundit. He’s far better than Carragher.

Be interesting to compare him to spitty in a fortnight if we do the same to them at Klanfield.

Ratboy at times was very professional, even calling our football brilliant. His fan boy came out for Haaland's HT goal though.

 

[eyalluvitt]

You know the rules.

 

[Inca Roads Bert]

Some will feel it was a missed opportunity today to score 8,9, goals we were that good.

How many times this has already been stated during the last 11 years? Yep:
It should HAVE been 10, it should've been 10 you lucky bastards.

And some will feel Buzzing, even with their 3 lucky goals; bcoz that'll keep fucked up old Hag (just like Olly once) managing that shiteing lot.

 

[JRockBlues]

Cupid Stunt.

All done in the best possible taste

 

[mat]

Who got the match ball then? Haaland or

Foden?

They had a who's the biggest Bert competition after the match.

 

[BongoBlue]

Yeah, first met him in 1991, when I was very green. Very shrewd guy. Great operator.

A shrewd operator...:)

 

[JRockBlues]

Don't think that the let up in the 2nd half was just down to conservation of Energy for the midweek CL game. I'm supposing that there was a risk element involved too. That if we continued to take the piss too much the rags would've totally lost their heads and start with the silly tackles. Thinking of players like McTomboy and another who has a nickname of the butcher and I don't think I'd be too far off. If we're already without Stones & Rodri and then losing Walker also I think it would be a good idea not to get any more of our lads needing the treatment room.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They had a who's the biggest Bert competition after the match.

Most people went Trautman, but by volume, Taylor must be the clear winner.

 

[NZBlue]

Question (two, actually) for @Gary James....

1. Last City player to score a hat-trick against Trafford's finest in a competitive game? Did Franny get one, back in the Fred and Wilma Flintstone days?

2. Have we ever had 2 hat-tricks against them in the same competitive game (no testimonial or friendly nonsense)?

:-)

 

[Bill Walker]

I don’t think Neville is that bad a pundit. He’s far better than Carragher.

Can't stand the bloke, has an opinion about everything.......except his mate Beckham being paid millions to promote a country that's still in the dark ages complete with slavery and the suppression of women.
Him and Spitty are both monumental cunts.

 

[The Flying Goldfish]

Just look at all of them.
They thought that their piece of shit what is that lot were 'back in it'
We demolished them.
They have been completely outplayed.
I hope that they read the shite media to lull them in to a false sense of security. We are the best Club in the world and they have NOTHING to try and compete with us

 

[laplandblue]

Missed that game today. Does anyone know a site where I can watch the game back in full?

City+ already has the full game.

 

[Bill Walker]

Haaland is fucking unreal.
Thank Christ Levy didn't sell us Harry Kane. Maybe Erling would've gone to RM.
Always said Levy was a good guy.

 

[Bill Walker]

Ronaldo heat map today.

 

[Dodgy Gangster]

Think this group of players is probably at its peak this season.

You may be right. I think we’re at the top of the mountain now, things will never be as good as this again

The best manager in the world at the height of his powers. The best striker in the world in his pomp and virtually unplayable (and a City fan). The best squad in the world, most of them totally comfortable with Pep’s intricate system and no signs whatsoever of any disharmony.

 

[Dodge]

Any blue who gives a flying fuck about them cunts scoring 3 needs to give their heads a fucking wobble.

Thank you.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Don't know if this is available in the UK, but Zaba appeared on ESPN's post match discussion.

 

[don84]

Man United’s plan to stop Haaland in the next Manchester Derby