United (H) | Post Match Thread

[Bald fraud]

Just watched it again on sky. Softest pen I’ve seen for a long while and Oliver couldn’t wait to give it. And his face when haaland got the second! He was absolutely gutted and knew what was coming

 

[blue cigar]

A testament to our finishing was that de gea only attempted to save 2 of our goals, the other 4 I don't think he even flicked a hand out.

 

[madloaf]

A testament to our finishing was that de gea only attempted to save 2 of our goals, the other 4 I don't think he even flicked a hand out.

And add to that the sweet Gundo free kick which he watched hit off the bar. Rooted.

 

[pennblue]

Dont normally do twitter, but these alternative commentaries always give me a laugh:

 

[Ric]

I can’t wait for the alternative commentary on this one!! :-) :-)

Here you go!

 

[jimharri]

Here you go!

Loved the sound of the crickets (grasshoppers?) when Antony shinned that goal. But no Buddy Holly?

 

[its grim up north]

Never once condemned that banner at the swamp, but went ballistic when we teased the fuckers with our city centre Tevez banner.

If I am around when he expires count me out of any minutes silence/applause, I shall stay on the concourse until it is all over.

Murmuring ?

 

[Chi-town blues]

Dont normally do twitter, but these alternative commentaries always give me a laugh:

hahaa age 12 to 14 shorts pocket .

 

[its grim up north]

He must be kicking himself seeing what he could have been a part of

It seems like it was his attitude that Pep didnt like. If you beleive reports he went into his negotiations with a three man team demanding top dollar and guaranteed playtime. Dont think he'd have been part of it.

 

[aguero93:20]

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He’s insane - you get an extra player in every single position. When you miss Rodri, Dias, Laporte & lose Walker & still dominated, look no further than Bernardo.

Irish bulldog.

English bulldog

American bulldog

Portuguese bulldog.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Just watched it again on sky. Softest pen I’ve seen for a long while and Oliver couldn’t wait to give it. And his face when haaland got the second! He was absolutely gutted and knew what was coming

He fell over the ball and got a pen

It’s a shame we don’t get such luxuries, pens for tripping over the ball, otherwise we would’ve had about 4 penalties a game when sterling was playing for us

 

[Chi-town blues]

Well we stuffed the rag twats..interesting reading some of the comments about rag players..sancho was good at Borussia and am pleased he is shite now he crossed the divide..I would not underestimate the impact of a manager, team spirit,club management and the quality of players that surround you. I have enjoyed Pep's tenure so much. Certainly the best in the world,possibly ever. Like many, I guess we worry about the future without Pep. Honestly a football genius. A Pep tactics board..
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[BringBackSwales]

Just watched the game on City+. I'm pretty sure he's doing a radio commentary

Even so there’s no need to fill every second with inane babble. They should realise it’s for CITY TV too and compromise accordingly, or have 2 commentaries. He ruined it to some extent, and I’m certainly glad he doesn’t sit next to me at the ground!

 

[SamBlue]

PHIL FODEN! A boy rescued from mediocrity of English football management by a Catalan separatist!

 

[citymad]

That ball into Haaland from Kev was insane, in fact all the goals were fantastic. You can tell the team is having a brilliant time playing alongside each other.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

He must be kicking himself seeing what he could have been a part of

He’s shite. Wouldn’t get in the squad

 

[bladdered]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He fell over the ball and got a pen

It’s a shame we don’t get such luxuries, pens for tripping over the ball, otherwise we would’ve had about 4 penalties a game when sterling was playing for us

It was a penalty. Look at Cancelo‘s reaction.

 

[Impeccable One]

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ETH showing Martinez how much shorter he is than Erling !

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Rewatched the first half at lunch. As perfect a 45 minutes I've ever seen us play. They couldn't live with us. It felt like a training game at times, but we kept our intensity up the whole time, one Kyle Walker brain fart not withstanding, and really could have been five or six up. We looked dangerous on every attack, all of the front five were everywhere. United were poor, but we made them look poor as much as anything else. We were even better than I thought we were in the ground, and I thought we were great.