United thread 2012/13 (inc merged IPO thread)

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Re: Best Conversation You Have Had With A Numbhead Rag

Burnage Burnsy said:
I had some rag 'mate' (nice guy til he turns on the red shite then I want to kick his head in - typical plastic armchair originally from Bramhall now lives in Jersey, met him at Salford College years ago)

Him - Football is dead now you can just buy the league.
Me - Who were the last team to win the league without spending big?
Him - You Chelsea and Blackburn all bought it.
Me - and you didn't?
Him - we bring players through the ranks
Me - I pointed out the money spent on Rooney, Wio, Carrick, Jones, De Gea etc etc etc
Him -But they play for us cos of our history and appeal not cos we pay them extortionate wages.
Me - So your players play for free then do they? Talk to me about Rooney threatening to leave unless you made him earn more than any other player in the league.
Him - You city fans just don't get it.
Me - You do realise I have seen City play at Old Trafford more times than you have seen United play at Old Trafford don't you?
Him - Silence.
Me - Fuck off rag.

Not spoke to him since May,
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pmsl well said sir! ;)
 
Re: Rags praying on the elderly

'Join the waiting list' ?? they really cant bring themselves to say ' season tickets available'..fucking womps.
 
Re: Rags praying on the elderly

This is a fake. Getting tickets at old Trafford are like gold dust.
 
Re: United thread 2011/12

Just discovered a rag site totally devoted to us. Love City Hate United, it's called. Bound to be some comedy gold on there.
 
Re: Rags praying on the elderly

BezzMCFC said:
I'm currently looking after my gran parents house while they are on holiday, yesterday i was checking the post and i found this:

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as i held it in my hand i felt sick, it is basicly asking my grandad to be a season ticket holder at the swamp. he's had a season ticket as city for aslong as i can remember..

They are getting desperate and trying to steal our elderly supporters to fill up the swamp.

i am tempted to call their customer services to complain about recieving this scummy thing and the trauma of me having to wash my hands for 5 hours with bleach and a metal scourer.

im just relieved i intercepted it before my grandad because i dont think he would be able to handle it.
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I live in Sale and I had one of them delivered to me today. At first I was horrified then I found it hysterically funny that they are having to resort to leaflet dropping to sell their season tickets!
 
Utd Hangover?

Seriously, I don't think Young, Nani, Welbeck (except one kick) and Rooney could have played any worse during the Euro's, they were all shocking.

Looks like the way we won it might take them a long long time to get over.
 
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