Re: Without RVP rags would be mid table
If they hadn't signed Van Rapist either Rooney would be up front or they would have splashed out on someone like Lewandowski instead. That said neither of them would have matched Van Rapist's goal scoring feats so it's quite possible their points total would be lower than it is now... certainly not mid-table though, they will never be mid-table unless they suffer a Liverpool-esque decline in the post-Baconface years (unlikely given their revenue stream and heavy spending but I think they may become less dominant).
If they hadn't signed Van Rapist either Rooney would be up front or they would have splashed out on someone like Lewandowski instead. That said neither of them would have matched Van Rapist's goal scoring feats so it's quite possible their points total would be lower than it is now... certainly not mid-table though, they will never be mid-table unless they suffer a Liverpool-esque decline in the post-Baconface years (unlikely given their revenue stream and heavy spending but I think they may become less dominant).