United thread 2013/14 (continued)

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So... They still have to play us, Liverpool, Everton,, and Arsenal (guarantee losses).


Banana skins: West Ham, Hull, New Castle, Crystal Palace, and Sunderland.



I would love to place Southampton in the mix but its the last game of the season and i just dont think Southampton will have the engine (Squad Depth)
 
Off some 'orrible site called Red Rants; funny though.

Vivek
February 1, 2014 at 5:06 pm

" Well i guess Mata wasnt the Holy Grail after all. What a surprise!!

Moyes could play Ronaldo, Messi, the Real Ronaldo of his prime, the entire Brazilian team of the 70′s and Diego f*cking Maradona all in the same team and still manage to lose. Its just the way he sets up for a game, his total lack of a football brain. He has never known and will never know how to use flair players. He only knows one way to play football and that is to get the ball wide and cross and hope somebody gets their head in. What other explanation can be there for the United defence punting the ball forward at every opportunity on a gusty day against a limited Stoke side when we had Mata, Rooney and RVP on the pitch????

The only players at United who suit his style of play are Valencia, Young, Welbeck Cleverly and the like coz they do what they are told – stick to your position, dont stray, dont think of a stepover or a trick, no passes forward…

And for crying out loud Young should grow a pair and stop throwing himself to the ground at the slightest wisp of air. Its embarrassing to watch."
 
Did he really play Mata out wide yesterday??

When they signed him I jokingly said that Moyes would just have him racing down the wing and smashing hopeful crosses into the box the, as is ''the utd way''... but I was joking, I honestly didn't think Moyes would actually do it!
 
I'm finding that many rags are starting to lose delusion and gain a spec of respect. Weird. Maybe after a few years of this I could sympathise.
 
jacko74 said:
Did he really play Mata out wide yesterday??

When they signed him I jokingly said that Moyes would just have him racing down the wing and smashing hopeful crosses into the box the, as is ''the utd way''... but I was joking, I honestly didn't think Moyes would actually do it!


he didnt tbh... hes just playing with such crap that he cant even lift them.
 
Cheadle Blue said:
There was an incident second half where I think Rooney stamped on a stoke player and they didn't show it on MOTD
It was a nailed-on red card for me, so hardly surprising that the BBC decided to completely overlook it. Balotelli got 4 games for his stamp on Parker and the intent from Rooney yesterday was much more obvious.
 
Dubai Blue said:
Cheadle Blue said:
There was an incident second half where I think Rooney stamped on a stoke player and they didn't show it on MOTD
It was a nailed-on red card for me, so hardly surprising that the BBC decided to completely overlook it. Balotelli got 4 games for his stamp on Parker and the intent from Rooney yesterday was much more obvious.


yo what bar do you watch city games at ?
 
It is quite remarkable to think that in reality the only thing separating ourselves from the rags is just those 2 small letters...... U and N.

City = lucky

Rags = UNlucky

Seriously - there's nothing else between us.

#SOD
 
paulchapo said:
At the end of the Stoke game Moyes looked lost.Written all over his face was,''I am well out of my depth here and haven't got a clue how to sort it out!''

Reading reports of dressing room unrest,Van Persie deciding when and for how long he plays and Rooney sitting in on possible transfer targets scream out that Moyes has lost the dressing room and the players see him as a joke.Could you imagine this happening under Ferguson????

They need at least six top class players to compete at the top level.The whole defence needs replacing and two more added in midfield.That is a minimum of 200 million for your average 30 million per player times six.Can the Glazers afford it and will they hand it over?

They are chasing the scousers now for a top four place and they have to hope BOTH lose games AND they start winning.It is going to be a tall order.

What was that lesson that slurgie impressed as the most important thing in his book/lectures/drunken monologues?

CONTROL!
 
just watched the chosen ones interview on motd .thought he used to be ginger ? looked seriously ill to me drawn haggared and greying reminded me all the world of keegan .think his and utds way out of this mess will be for him to finish on health ground.utd not seen to be sacking him and moyes not admiting job too big for him .and msybe get another job probabley germany after recharging his batteries
 
mrtwiceaseason said:
just watched the chosen ones interview on motd .thought he used to be ginger ? looked seriously ill to me drawn haggared and greying reminded me all the world of keegan .think his and utds way out of this mess will be for him to finish on health ground.utd not seen to be sacking him and moyes not admiting job too big for him .and msybe get another job probabley germany after recharging his batteries
What kind of job will he do in Germany. I met a couple of scouse roofers in Munich,cause he sure as hell won't find a footballing gig.the Germans are many things but daft they are not.
 
mac said:
mrtwiceaseason said:
just watched the chosen ones interview on motd .thought he used to be ginger ? looked seriously ill to me drawn haggared and greying reminded me all the world of keegan .think his and utds way out of this mess will be for him to finish on health ground.utd not seen to be sacking him and moyes not admiting job too big for him .and msybe get another job probabley germany after recharging his batteries
What kind of job will he do in Germany. I met a couple of scouse roofers in Munich,cause he sure as hell won't find a footballing gig.the Germans are amany things but daft they are not.
it was taken as a givern he was off to german football before he became the chosen one .he wont be managing in the prem for a while
 
Watched the last 5 mins on football first and was sure i heard the Stole fans singing your not famous anymore
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
citysix said:
Any talk of the vermin winning the title

Not a great deal.
Latest Oddschecker prices;

City 4/6
Rags 200/1

Yes, you read that correctly, 200/1.
I have just downloaded a picture of those odds and texted it to every rag I know.
Love your work blue
 
So when Moyes says

"I don't know what we have to do to win," Moyes said after the game.

Surely he's answered his own question here

"Yes, Wayne went close but we also got to the byeline and cut things back three or four times without getting on the end of it, or picking anyone out in the box.

Ummmm pick a pass and finish. Simples
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
citysix said:
Any talk of the vermin winning the title

Not a great deal.
Latest Oddschecker prices;

City 4/6
Rags 200/1

Yes, you read that correctly, 200/1.
I have just downloaded a picture of those odds and texted it to every rag I know.

They are fucked this season, away games to Arsenal, Southampton and Everton to go. Plus home games against us and Liverpool.
Happy days :)
 
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