United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[100%blue]

Has shrek actually signed his new contract yet?

 

[stonerblue]

the fuckin chosen one..

 

[malg]

This is for all those cunts on twitter and Facebook that have "let's all laugh at city" on their profiles or bios whatever you fucking call them , and I'm loving every second of this, and I'm laughing right back at you

Same for me. Fuck every last one of them. I absolutely love that 'chosen one' banner. It should stay up not because of Moyes, but to remind everyone what a bunch of self deluded arrogant cunts they are. Chosen One - can they quite literally not see how fucking arrogant that is?

So, like you Cheadle, I'm reveling in their pain. I'm not waiting until the end of the season as i remember every fucking jibe about '34' years, or 6 points every season, or that **** Neville celebrating in front of our fans, or ickle Citeh, or noisy neighbours etc, etc. Therefore I'm going in right now with all guns fucking blazing. Cunts, every last one of them, even the 'good' ones.

 

[Sonic Temple]

Finished work today just after all the results had come in and I walked passed a couple of rags I know in the office with a wry grin on my face, I just said "well thats another defeat boys after spunking 37m on Mata".

The reply was " Yes but Stoke is a hard place to go and get a result" Fuck me is that the best you can come up with I said and just walked off laughing.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

'Whatsa MATA you, hey?
You gotta no result,
Whadda you tink you do?
Why you looka so sad?

Itsa no so bad,
Itsa Davey's place,
Ah, Shaddupah you face.

 

[CITYBOY1000]

Ok, prediction time.

David Moyes will resign on Monday.

Tomorrow, the papers are going to carry the headline : "Moyes: I don't know what we need to do to win".

This is going to be the last straw for the Glazers. Moyes has just signed his own death warrant. The Glazers are buisness men, who have sat on their hands watching this cretin single handedly dismantle their investment. In fact they have even given him £80m to boot. At any other club, Moyes would have been sacked months ago after this season of incompetence. But unfortunately, SAF has nailed his colours to the "give him time" mast, and the PR department has been full on with the "Manchester United way" bollocks and the "we do things differently here" (aka better) here. What a mess, but what to do??? Can't sack the twat or we will look like complete hypocrites and fools and then there's also SAF who is desperately trying to hang on to Wee Davey, or else he looks like a complete arse for giving him the job in the first place.

The ONLY solution is that Moyes resigns. So conversations will take place, phone calls and meetings and Monday he will be summonsed into the office for a meeting with the board. He will br given two options; either resign and be given a generous payoff, or be sacked. It's a no brainer for Moyes and he will step down. Secretly, he'll be pleased. He knows he is way out of his depth and it will be a load off his mind.

The club can give it the spiel about he disappointed they are, but thank him for his tremendous contribution etc etc. Moyes can say some shit about family reasons or whatever, or just say its been agreed in the interests of all parties. Whatever.

8 defeats already and still to play us, Liverpool, Everton, Arsenal etc. Left alone, he won't get them 6th, let alone 4th. Any fool can see it. That he must go is beyond doubt and the only questions how and when. But personally I can't see him making it to the end of the season, so why wait. And that quote above "I don't know what we need to do to win", I think gives them all the incentive to do it now. Gone by Monday.

Love the post Chippy Boy and agree with the fundamental thought processes and sentiments but sacking 'Wee Davey' or 'Wee Davey' resigning would be a disaster in the overall scheme of things.

Save Our Dave !!!!!!!<br /><br />-- Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:53 pm --<br /><br />

'Whatsa MATA you, hey?
You gotta no result,
Whadda you tink you do?
Why you looka so sad?

Itsa no so bad,
Itsa Davey's place,
Ah, Shaddupah you face.

Classic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MCFCinUSA]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/things-today-that-proved-moyes-is-an-idiot.383640/


My fave

yes, thank you for posting this... and in return for the chuckles a little jog down memory lane, "take it, take it, take it.." & "time for the Posnan.. are you joining in?"

(whatever happened to all of this stuff & our Walter??)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdL6vvByiYU[/youtube]

 

[blueish swede]

Who said that one day, he'll have a stand named after him?

Wot, instead of Colin Bell !!

 

[BlueAnorak]

It doesn't Mata who they play...

 

[stonerblue]

Ok, prediction time.

David Moyes will resign on Monday.

Tomorrow, the papers are going to carry the headline : "Moyes: I don't know what we need to do to win".

This is going to be the last straw for the Glazers. Moyes has just signed his own death warrant. The Glazers are buisness men, who have sat on their hands watching this cretin single handedly dismantle their investment. In fact they have even given him £80m to boot. At any other club, Moyes would have been sacked months ago after this season of incompetence. But unfortunately, SAF has nailed his colours to the "give him time" mast, and the PR department has been full on with the "Manchester United way" bollocks and the "we do things differently here" (aka better) here. What a mess, but what to do??? Can't sack the twat or we will look like complete hypocrites and fools and then there's also SAF who is desperately trying to hang on to Wee Davey, or else he looks like a complete arse for giving him the job in the first place.

The ONLY solution is that Moyes resigns. So conversations will take place, phone calls and meetings and Monday he will be summonsed into the office for a meeting with the board. He will br given two options; either resign and be given a generous payoff, or be sacked. It's a no brainer for Moyes and he will step down. Secretly, he'll be pleased. He knows he is way out of his depth and it will be a load off his mind.

The club can give it the spiel about he disappointed they are, but thank him for his tremendous contribution etc etc. Moyes can say some shit about family reasons or whatever, or just say its been agreed in the interests of all parties. Whatever.

8 defeats already and still to play us, Liverpool, Everton, Arsenal etc. Left alone, he won't get them 6th, let alone 4th. Any fool can see it. That he must go is beyond doubt and the only questions how and when. But personally I can't see him making it to the end of the season, so why wait. And that quote above "I don't know what we need to do to win", I think gives them all the incentive to do it now. Gone by Monday.

Love the post Chippy Boy and agree with the fundamental thought processes and sentiments but sacking 'Wee Davey' or 'Wee Davey' resigning would be a disaster in the overall scheme of things.

Save Our Dave !!!!!!!

-- Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:53 pm --

'Whatsa MATA you, hey?
You gotta no result,
Whadda you tink you do?
Why you looka so sad?

Itsa no so bad,
Itsa Davey's place,
Ah, Shaddupah you face.

Classic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

great post chippy and cracking little ditty