United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[laserblue]

They only read what's on the auto queue.

I was in one of those at the petrol station today ;)

 

[Bobbins]

 

[Helmet Cole]

Fuckin hell. That twat of a sky sports presenter has twice now said yooniteds fantastic four. What a load of propaganda bollocks

Fuck me, they're not calling them the fantastic four? Always a fucking soundbite or a label where these cunts are concerned.

Just another piss-taking stick to beat the rag cunts with when it all turns to shit.

 

[oman0115]

Fuckin hell. That twat of a sky sports presenter has twice now said yooniteds fantastic four. What a load of propaganda bollocks

Fuck me, they're not calling them the fantastic four? Always a fucking soundbite or a label where these cunts are concerned.

Just another piss-taking stick to beat the rag cunts with when it all turns to shit.

I think it's fair to say none of the fantastic 4 would get in our team at present. Also, I find it really odd the Rapist and Rooney came back tonight, after the Mata signing. I think there has been goings on behind the scenes.

 

[Rosler's Rocket]

as much as I would like it to be a piss take do they not use the Cricket ground for pre match hospitality also

They open the "LIGHTNING BAR" on match days for passing trade.

 

[dom]

Fuckin hell. That twat of a sky sports presenter has twice now said yooniteds fantastic four. What a load of propaganda bollocks

Fuck me, they're not calling them the fantastic four? Always a fucking soundbite or a label where these ***** are concerned.

Aww bless.. they are still desparate to give an easy soundbite to the old sky favourites

before Xmas we had the limp 'SAS' for red dippers Daniel 'the ego has landed' got an ankle tap and was out for weeks

now thay are trying to rally the rag plastic troops with 'the 'fantastic four'...

...as if these are a well-known winning combo, like Max Boyce's Pontypool Front Row (The VietGwent).. at least max's boys had actually played together a few times.. had won many games as a unit .. and didn't individually dive, whinge , lie , like little toddlers when things weren't going their way...

Fantastic four ???... ... as embarrassingly plastic and premature as you would always expect from dear old Sky.

.. pride of surrey and singapore..

cannot wait to tan their rag hides again in march

 

[toffee balls]

"When the Man United steam engine get going , they will take out all comers".

Cheers for that Niall.

That is up there with " out of all of Sir Alex's titles this will have to be the best " 13/05/2012 @ 86 minute mark.

Hall of fame my fookin arse

 

[r.soleofsalford]

"When the Man United steam engine get going , they will take out all comers".

Cheers for that Niall.

That is up there with " out of all of Sir Alex's titles this will have to be the best " 13/05/2012 @ 86 minute mark.

Hall of fame my fookin arse

Naill Quinn the wanker, i never like him when he played for us.

 

[sir baconface]

This guy's a real entertainer.

 

[dom]

"When the Man United steam engine get going , they will take out all comers".

Cheers for that Niall.

That is up there with " out of all of Sir Alex's titles this will have to be the best " 13/05/2012 @ 86 minute mark.

Hall of fame my fookin arse

Especially the current bottom club Cardiff, managed by an ex-rag

Bayern , Barca, PSG, et al must be now qualking in thier boots...we sure are... and I bet chavs and arse now are , too..

... the harry potter magic spell has been rediscovered in the under GPC's bed, except....oooh, it's full of shit ..

Fook off , Quinn , you sad plastic rag

 

[Damocles]

From BBC

Record signing Juan Mata made a confident start to his Manchester United career by playing his part in a morale-boosting win over Cardiff

Tells you everything you need to know

 

[bert's broken neck]

Sorry if I seem a bit thick - but who are these fantastic four they keep going on about? Rooney, Van Persie and Mata, maybe, but who the fuck is the fantastic fourth? Not that little penis or wellshit, surely?

 

[dom]

Sorry if I seem a bit thick - but who are these fantastic four they keep going on about? Rooney, Van Persie and Mata, maybe, but who the fuck is the fantastic fourth? Not that little penis or wellshit, surely?

It is Jizzjazz skywanker

 

[bert's broken neck]

Sorry if I seem a bit thick - but who are these fantastic four they keep going on about? Rooney, Van Persie and Mata, maybe, but who the fuck is the fantastic fourth? Not that little penis or wellshit, surely?

It is Jizzjazz skywanker

Fuck me - you're 'aving a laff! "Fantastic" my arse! Maybe in a few years, by which time Rooney and Van Persie will be past it and they could be down to the fantastic two!

 

[dom]

Sorry if I seem a bit thick - but who are these fantastic four they keep going on about? Rooney, Van Persie and Mata, maybe, but who the fuck is the fantastic fourth? Not that little penis or wellshit, surely?

It is Jizzjazz skywanker

Fuck me - you're 'aving a laff! "Fantastic" my arse! Maybe in a few years, by which time Rooney and Van Persie will be past it and they could be down to the fantastic two!

...yup , like I said earlier... aww.. , bless

 

[Dj1979]

Fucking hell just saw a utd fan giving off to an Everton fan on twitter laughing saying you have never seen Davy moyes 4-0 down after 50 minutes in a derby. Obviously he meant at Everton and not earlier on this season when Nasri put city 4-0 up after and here is the kicker it's credited as 50 mins for the Nasri goal. Ycmiu

 

[citytill1die84]

Fucking hell just saw a utd fan giving off to an Everton fan on twitter laughing saying you have never seen Davy moyes 4-0 down after 50 minutes in a derby. Obviously he meant at Everton and not earlier on this season when Nasri put city 4-0 up after and here is the kicker it's credited as 50 mins for the Nasri goal. Ycmiu

LMFAO haha

 

[manchester blue]

From BBC

Record signing Juan Mata made a confident start to his Manchester United career by playing his part in a morale-boosting win over Cardiff

Tells you everything you need to know

BBC news programme this morning concentrated on Utd. Even their graphic with the two local results had them first even though Liverpool was, A bigger, better, derby win and alphabetically they should be first.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Just heard that Mata has already single handedly helped Spain to win the World Cup just a matter of weeks after firing Ushited to a dramatic last day title win having come from 13 points behind, winning their remaining 15 games. The stupendous six of Van Pussy, player manager Rooney, Jizzyjazz, Wellshite, Mata and Zinedine Cleverley played every minute of every game and scored between them 110 goals in that time. Unbelievable Jeff, loves bites and everyfink

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

The news as I read it today