United thread 2013/14 (continued)

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SteveinBeds said:
I have only realised today (from an advertisement in this morning's Times) that Aeroflot must be setting up a UK domestic airline as the pilot and flight attendant are wearing Rag scarfs etc.
Don't they have the worst airline safety record the world?
 
mat said:
SteveinBeds said:
I have only realised today (from an advertisement in this morning's Times) that Aeroflot must be setting up a UK domestic airline as the pilot and flight attendant are wearing Rag scarfs etc.
Don't they have the worst airline safety record the world?

I think they do. Planes held together with string, powered by Yaks on treadmills and pilots are too pissed up on homemade vodka to care.
 
stony said:
mat said:
SteveinBeds said:
I have only realised today (from an advertisement in this morning's Times) that Aeroflot must be setting up a UK domestic airline as the pilot and flight attendant are wearing Rag scarfs etc.
Don't they have the worst airline safety record the world?

I think they do. Planes held together with string, powered by Yaks on treadmills and pilots are too pissed up on homemade vodka to care.

That's not far from the truth, well it certainly was when I flew with them mid-nineties. The wall and ceiling upholstery in the cabin changed about halfway down the cabin, and the join was held together by a ragged line of duct tape. Not the most encouraging of signs.

To be fair though, that was 20 years ago, and not long after the fall of the USSR, so things have probably (one would hope) got better since then.
 
I used Aeroflot to get to Beijing in 2012, no problem at all. Modern aircraft (Airbus) and very efficient cabin crew. The downside was a 12 hour stopover in Moscow on the way back, I should have checked the schedule more carefully. Having said that the obligatory Irish bar at the airport had Joey Holts on draft.

Worst flight ever for me was Iranian airlines, Yak 42, a fucking nightmare.
 
Beckham says the rest of the teams in the World Cup fear Rooney.

The top players in the world will choose them over Bayern Barcelona Madrid etc

They will spend £300 million this summer whilst only playing youth. Anyone that signs for City signs for dirty oil money rather than to play in the Champions League

They are the "biggest" club in the world (whatever that means) despite Real Madrid winning ten European Cups

A million people watched their parade.

Summer is worse than winter. The great lie that is MUFC. Sick of it.
 
wagonman said:
Who cares about the Scum lies?

We are a better team.

We are a better club.

We will be a bigger club... very soon.



JJ

as much as it pains me to say it, it wont be very soon... yes we have won a few tins here and there but they have won 20 league titles we are still quite some way off that... hopefully ill still be alive to see the day it happens!!
 
Bibinho said:
wagonman said:
Who cares about the Scum lies?

We are a better team.

We are a better club.

We will be a bigger club... very soon.



JJ

as much as it pains me to say it, it wont be very soon... yes we have won a few tins here and there but they have won 20 league titles we are still quite some way off that... hopefully ill still be alive to see the day it happens!!


United were telling everybody they were a bigger club than Liverpool back in 1992 who had 4 European cups to there name and 18 league titles-they also not too long ago proclaimed themselves as the biggest club in the World-bigger than Madrid,Barcelona,Milan and Bayern who all have a superior European football competition pedigree than the cunts from Trafford Borough Council.

Depends how you class big i suppose-for United its having 659 million followers on facebook

For the rest of Europes biggest clubs its how many European Cups you have won .

Anyway, fuck the disney club for Stretford !
 
flb said:
Bibinho said:
wagonman said:
Who cares about the Scum lies?

We are a better team.

We are a better club.

We will be a bigger club... very soon.



JJ

as much as it pains me to say it, it wont be very soon... yes we have won a few tins here and there but they have won 20 league titles we are still quite some way off that... hopefully ill still be alive to see the day it happens!!


United were telling everybody they were a bigger club than Liverpool back in 1992 who had 4 European cups to there name and 18 league titles-they also not too long ago proclaimed themselves as the biggest club in the World-bigger than Madrid,Barcelona,Milan and Bayern who all have a superior European football competition pedigree than the cunts from Trafford Borough Council.

Depends how you class big i suppose-for United its having 659 million followers on facebook

For the rest of Europes biggest clubs its how many European Cups you have won .

Anyway, fuck the disney club for Stretford !
true that... nothing in life would be sweeter than overtaking them both financially and domesticly
 
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