United thread 2013/14

[stony]

Plenty on Twitter, ( I know I know ), saying Rooney has turned down the chance to open negotiations re a new contract extension. It just gets better.

They've offered no increase in wages for a contract extension, no surprise he's turned them down.

 

[IrelandSuperman]

The question is though, after all his antics, who'd take up such a thundercunt if he ever were to leave the rags? Aside from the comedy choices like LA Galaxy.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Someone best point out to him that the word extension is not appertaining to his hair though

 

[stony]

The question is though, after all his antics, who'd take up such a thundercunt if he ever were to leave the rags? Aside from the comedy choices like LA Galaxy.

Chelsea would snap him up.

 

[hjohn]

Its been obvious to everyone apart from their lot that GPC has had this team over performing for the past 2-3 years .
The question, as he must have realised this, is did he not spend or did he not have any money (I suspect the latter but hope it was the former).

This season I'm hoping they miss fourth by 1 point. This will give them a false hope that they can improve, the Glazers will open the purse strings under protest and Sir Davey will waste the fuckin lot ensuring an even more disastrous season next year.

In Gollum we trust.

 

[Vienna_70]

The question is though, after all his antics, who'd take up such a thundercunt if he ever were to leave the rags? Aside from the comedy choices like LA Galaxy.

Chelsea would snap him up.

Shrek and the arrogant one.

Two ***** together!

 

[nwhn3]

The question is though, after all his antics, who'd take up such a thundercunt if he ever were to leave the rags? Aside from the comedy choices like LA Galaxy.

Chelsea by the look of things.seems slightly ironic that after pisscans handling of things, the only way they may keep shrek is to offer even better wages than last time he had them over a barrel. Rags can't really afford to let him go from a footballing sense, but equally cant afford to keep him.

 

[Vienna_70]

Its been obvious to everyone apart from their lot that GPC has had this team over performing for the past 2-3 years .
The question, as he must have realised this, is did he not spend or did he not have any money (I suspect the latter but hope it was the former).

This season I'm hoping they miss fourth by 1 point. This will give them a false hope that they can improve, the Glazers will open the purse strings under protest and Sir Davey will waste the fuckin lot ensuring an even more disastrous season next year.

In Gollum we trust.

Now we don't want them getting fifth.

Remember, that will only let them into the Champions' League through the back door when we fail FFPR.

At least, that's what that idiot on rag café reckons!

 

[samharris]

The problem here is that these deluded rags genuinely cannot see what is happening in the real world. The Trafford Ministry of Truth reels out the propaganda and the thick, gullible, needy followers drink it all in. Never stopping to think for themselves and ask a question or two.

To the rest of us, players like Messi, Tranny, Bale etc ARE world class. They are extremely gifted players. But the Ministry tells its followers that Tom Cleverley is the finest player this country has produced in the last half-century, so they believe it. They accept it as fact. The sheep are told that Moyes is a brilliant football manager, that Fellaini is actually worth 3 times what they paid for him, that the rags wouldn't want Kun if he begged to go there as Wellbeck is way better. And if from a young age you're fed all this propaganda 24 hours a day via the media ( Murdoch's lackies), you become brainwashed to the point where you're no longer a football fan, you're an automaton.

The similarites between that vile, odious club and Kim Jong's North Korea are there for all but the weak-minded to see.

Brilliant post sir.

The biggest con the Ministry has played on them is the one where they are from manchester..
Oh and the one where bacon retired....retired my arse..he got the fuck out and quick..

 

[laserblue]

The biggest con the Ministry has played on them is the one where they are from manchester..
Oh and the one where bacon retired....retired my arse..he got the fuck out and quick..

I reckon the biggest con is all the 'transfer targets' they can't afford and who wouldn't join the sinking ship anyway that they say they're bidding for every transfer window to keep the window lickers deluded that they are a top club every player wants to play for.