United thread 2013/14

[IH8MUFC]

maybe there waiting for the paperwork from ocean finance or more to the point its bullshit from mufc pr ,maybe they didnt expect the yes from chelsea and are now looking for a way out, i expect he will sign will he improve the side NO there fucked

Reminds me of Stephen merchant on hello ladies with the bird at the expensive restaurant. When she orders going up to the waiter telling him to comeback and tell them they have run out.

 

[Malty]

Rooney off to Real Madrid?

Ronaldo would be happy when Coleen is left on her own in Madrid when Rooney plays for England..

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I know it's bullshit but it would be funny

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What a story.

Why is he still in London if it's all done?

 

[Balti]

Davey moyes is really bad
it makes some rag fans sad
others like to moan and scream and curse
when Webbs blowin on his whistle
Daveys sucking Howards gristle
and this is when things turn out for the worst....so

Always laugh at the sad rags demise
lets all laugh at moyes til he cries.

United are really shit
their penalties the pits
no glory hunters on the wembley way
we're ickle massive Citeh
were sitting oh so pretty
A final with the pride that such things bring.......so

Always laugh at the sad rags demise
lets all laugh at Moyes til he cries..



By courtesy of 3 peronis and a fishfinger butty :)

please drink more Peroni :-)

 

[manimanc]

Davey moyes is really bad
it makes some rag fans sad
others like to moan and scream and curse
when Webbs blowin on his whistle
Daveys sucking Howards gristle
and this is when things turn out for the worst....so

Always laugh at the sad rags demise
lets all laugh at moyes til he cries.

United are really shit
their penalties the pits
no glory hunters on the wembley way
we're ickle massive Citeh
were sitting oh so pretty
A final with the pride that such things bring.......so

Always laugh at the sad rags demise
lets all laugh at Moyes til he cries..



By courtesy of 3 peronis and a fishfinger butty :)

please drink more Peroni :-)

does a fish finger butty translate as getting a stinky finger??

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Some Russian Cosmonaut on the International Space Station has just shouted

"Oi, Jonesenbauer. You nearly had my windows through, you boggle-eyed twunt. That dickhead from The Passedenas did the same thing, two minutes ago. I'm putting a knife through this ball".

 

[marco]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

 

[marco]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

really

 

[horlock_was_super]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

This.

 

[johnmc]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

really

No. He is joking. The female posters love this sort of male bravado.