United thread 2013/14

[BigJoe#1]

Reading a link to Evening Standard I saw Wenger was complaining, then I came to think.... fooling hell if Arse had bought Mata I think they would have been a much much bigger threat than they already are...

At United I don't see Mata carrying them, an additional 4 - 6 points max....

 

[mcfc-mike]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

Am I allowed to say that I find her extremely sexually attractive, and if given her full consent I would rather like to have sexuall relations with this fine young lady?

 

[SrilankanBlue]

@MOgdenTelegraph 21m
Mata now all set for move to #mufc. Only hold-up is at Chelsea end, with agreement yet to be signed off. They have their foot on the ball..

Hmmm...

 

[andyhinch]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

You might be going for a king Canute there mate, good luck they piss me off.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

really

Yes really.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

Am I allowed to say that I find her extremely sexually attractive, and if given her full consent I would rather like to have sexuall relations with this fine young lady?

Yes I'd bum her too


Joking PB

 

[kinkladz-ade]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

Am I allowed to say that I find her extremely sexually attractive, and if given her full consent I would rather like to have sexuall relations with this fine young lady?

No. We dont want filthy language like that in here

 

[aguero93:20]

I wouldn't touch her, or anything her filthy disgusting husband has been at.

 

[Pam]

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These are all twats.

 

[mat]

Come on Jose make them sweat until deadline day then agree all terms at 23:59:59. When it falls through tell the media they were trying to get DHL/Cheverolet/Ying Tung noodles/other commercial partners to chip in for the fee and await the rag fans to implode.

In the meantime i'm off to bulk buy some norwich scarves.....