United thread 2013/14

[mat]

Chickentikka offski?
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Javier Hernandez reportedly wants to quit Manchester United.

The Mexican striker is understood to be frustrated with his lack of first-team action at Old Trafford - and fears it could scupper his World Cup chances.

According to The Sun, he is now hoping Juan Mata's club record £37million move from Chelsea, expected to be completed today, will pave the way for him to quit Manchester this month.

Nnicknamed Chicharito, which means Little Pea, Hernandez, 25, still has two-and-a-half years left on his current deal.

Inter Milan are interested in the player but United are thought to want at least £15 million.

Hernandez has started only 10 of United's 35 games so far this season despite frequent injuries to forwards Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie.

He joined the club in the summer of 2010 and scored 20 goals in his debut season.

In total, he has scored 57 goals in 140 appearances for United.

Wednesday's Capital One Cup semi-final second-leg tie against Sunderland was Hernandez's first start of the year.

 

[Anonymous]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

Well said PB, I've been saying it for ages, it's all very distasteful IMO and I'm sure it puts people off joining this forum.

 

[jacko74]

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These are all twats.

That's not true at all Pam... this group of individuals have brought me more joy and pleasure in the last few months than I've had in a very, very long time.

 

[Bill]

So it looks like they have Mata. Great player. Just need 9 more now. Oh and a new manager.

 

[Vienna_70]

Would it be fair to say their exit from the League Cup was a right COCk-up?

 

[alky313]

This deal was supposed to be done last night?

 

[baldybouncer]

I really hope there's some massive stumbling block over this transfer. If not, then at least we know Wee Davey will be totally clueless in how to utilise Mata's skills.

 

[Bewar3them00n]

Any body heard the United fan who called 999 to ask to speak to Fergie after the game? At least he was from Manchester....? Still a massive nob for wasting the emergency services, there must have been thousands of at risk potential suicides who couldn't get through......

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

id still smash coleen's back doors in then stick it in her scouse gob to shut her up

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

Well said PB, I've been saying it for ages, it's all very distasteful IMO and I'm sure it puts people off joining this forum.

Given that you and AntiUnited are probably the two biggest misogynists on this forum, this really is a classic.
A member of Bluemoon's pump-and-dump women-hating tag team finding a comment 'very distasteful'.
Lexicographers everywhere are working overtime to redefine the word 'irony' as we speak.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not being funny but we're getting a bit tired of this sort of stuff and female posters find it quite intimidating so can we leave it out please.

Well said PB, I've been saying it for ages, it's all very distasteful IMO and I'm sure it puts people off joining this forum.

Given that you and AntiUnited are probably the two biggest misogynists on this forum, this really is a classic.
A member of Bluemoon's pump-and-dump women-hating tag team finding a comment 'very distasteful'.
Lexicographers everywhere are working overtime to redefine the word 'irony' as we speak.

Redefine? Reaffirm, surely?