United thread 2013/14

[The Flash]

Just had a convo with a rag at work who has stated: "I want United out of all European competitions for three years as it would mean the Glazer's would sell the club and fuck off."

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

No it won't - the Glazers will only quit when they cannot take £30mil year out of the club and the deluded fans - if the Rags did a Leeds but Malc and Co somehow still got their money still do they honestly think the Glazers would give a flying fuck???

Indeed. I said to him that whilst the Glazer's still have room to manoeuvre millions of pounds into their own accounts, they are going nowhere.
His tears tasted delicious...

 

[jimbopm]

From their 2013 Annual Report:

"To be successful in the future, particularly outside of Europe, we believe we must preserve, grow and leverage the value of our brand across all of our revenue streams. For instance, we have in the past experienced, and we expect that in the future we will continue to receive, a high degree of media coverage. Unfavorable publicity regarding our first team's performance in league and cup competitions or their behavior off the field, our ability to attract and retain certain players and coaching staff or actions by or changes in our ownership, could negatively affect our brand and reputation. Failure to respond effectively to negative publicity could also further erode our brand and reputation. In addition, events in the football industry, even if unrelated to us, may negatively affect our brand or reputation. As a result, the size, engagement, and loyalty of our follower base and the demand for our products may decline. Damage to our brand or reputation or loss of our followers' commitment for any of these reasons could impair our ability to expand our follower base, sponsors and commercial partners or our ability to sell significant quantities of our products, which would result in decreased revenue across our revenue streams, and have a material adverse effect on our business, results of operations, financial condition and cash flow, as well as require additional resources to rebuild our brand and reputation."

Tee Hee

 

[adrianr]

From their 2013 Annual Report:

"To be successful in the future, particularly outside of Europe, we believe we must preserve, grow and leverage the value of our brand across all of our revenue streams. For instance, we have in the past experienced, and we expect that in the future we will continue to receive, a high degree of media coverage. Unfavorable publicity regarding our first team's performance in league and cup competitions or their behavior off the field, our ability to attract and retain certain players and coaching staff or actions by or changes in our ownership, could negatively affect our brand and reputation. Failure to respond effectively to negative publicity could also further erode our brand and reputation. In addition, events in the football industry, even if unrelated to us, may negatively affect our brand or reputation. As a result, the size, engagement, and loyalty of our follower base and the demand for our products may decline. Damage to our brand or reputation or loss of our followers' commitment for any of these reasons could impair our ability to expand our follower base, sponsors and commercial partners or our ability to sell significant quantities of our products, which would result in decreased revenue across our revenue streams, and have a material adverse effect on our business, results of operations, financial condition and cash flow, as well as require additional resources to rebuild our brand and reputation."

Tee Hee

A ridiculous amount of words to say "If we turn shit all those glory hunting plastics will go and support City and Uncle Malc won't be able to pillage the company accounts (as much)".

 

[Stretford Born Blue]

'You have sucked the Devil's cock for far too long, and now it's time to swallow, you ****'.
Absolute and utter genius.

Brilliant........

 

[TCIB]

MailOnline Sport @MailSport

Sir Alex Ferguson is understood to have called PSG manager Laurent Blanc to check on Edinson Cavani's situation. More to follow... #mufc

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

MailOnline Sport @MailSport

Sir Alex Ferguson is understood to have called PSG manager Laurent Blanc to check on Edinson Cavani's situation. More to follow... #mufc

Just what they need. Another forward.

 

[blueinsa]

MailOnline Sport @MailSport

Sir Alex Ferguson is understood to have called PSG manager Laurent Blanc to check on Edinson Cavani's situation. More to follow... #mufc

Looks like the retirement was short lived pmsl.

As for Cavani rocking up? Bwhahahahahahahahahaha, no fucking chance!

 

[smudgedj]

MailOnline Sport @MailSport

Sir Alex Ferguson is understood to have called PSG manager Laurent Blanc to check on Edinson Cavani's situation. More to follow... #mufc

No way - he'd cost the best part of £60 million. Unless they swap Rooney + cash.

 

[JamesMCFC]

MailOnline Sport @MailSport

Sir Alex Ferguson is understood to have called PSG manager Laurent Blanc to check on Edinson Cavani's situation. More to follow... #mufc

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[Proelia]

MailOnline Sport @MailSport

Sir Alex Ferguson is understood to have called PSG manager Laurent Blanc to check on Edinson Cavani's situation. More to follow... #mufc

How can a newspaper get away with writing such lies