United thread 2013/14

[Rammyblues]

With our goal difference they might as well call it 14 points. :-)

 

[Ancient Citizen]

If Liverpool win today, rags need a win tomorrow against Chelsea. A Liverpool win and rag loss would put them 8 behind for 4th.

This is a must, repeat must, win game for thr Rags. A loss, or even a draw, puts them much too far behind the leaders, meaning all 4 teams at the top would have to make the mother of all fuck ups to give them a any chance whatsoever.
As we speak, Gollum's arsehole will be imitating a Hamster devouring it's winter hoard, and for what it's worth, I think the Chavs will murder them on the morrow.

 

[samharris]

Red Cafe.

13 points.

It's sinking in.

Meltdown.

-- Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:43 pm --

Red Cafe.

13 points.

It's sinking in.

Meltdown.

13 ?? Ive heard thats unlucky !!

 

[lafitz2008]

Manchester United are still struggling. I've done the neighbourly thing and peered over the fence at Carrington to see what's wrong:

<a class="postlink" href="http://toogoodfortheenglishgame.com/2014/01/17/moyeswatch-2/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://toogoodfortheenglishgame.com/201 ... eswatch-2/</a>

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Moyeswatch 2

There’s something different about born winners. Take Tony Blair, for example. Post-war Britain’s longest-serving socialist prime minister was so excited at the thought of getting a promotion when the then Labour leader, John Smith, passed away, that he galloped straight home and made love to his wife, Cherie. That takes a certain mindset. Here is a man who is not only sexually aroused at the thought of his own political success, but who is even prepared to then brag about it in his memoirs...

Now I’m as career-driven as the next man, but if my boss keeled over tomorrow, I’d be surprised if my first reaction was to get an erection. A born winner like Alex Ferguson, on the other hand, you can see him perhaps suffering from a bit of what might be called “Blair’s bulge”.

One man that you can bet your bottom dollar wouldn’t be aroused is David Moyes. Moyes would be as limp as a marigold glove on hearing the news. Such is the man’s negativity, his first reaction would probably to see if he can squeeze in an extra defender at the funeral.

Read on: <a class="postlink" href="http://toogoodfortheenglishgame.com/2014/01/17/moyeswatch-2/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://toogoodfortheenglishgame.com/201 ... eswatch-2/</a>

Great read, enjoyed that.

 

[Daz_Blue]

Koke has signed a new deal with his club until 2018 ..... another one off the list

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Koke has signed a new deal with his club until 2018 ..... another one off the list

It's like threatening kids with The Bogeyman. "If you don't sign a new contract, we'll sell you to Manchester United. You'll be playing for David Moyes alongside Phil Jones, Fellaini, Ashley Young..." "Where do I sign?"

 

[Pam]

Red Cafe.

13 points.

It's sinking in.

Meltdown.

-- Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:43 pm --

Red Cafe.

13 points.

It's sinking in.

Meltdown.

13 ?? Ive heard thats unlucky !!

Only for some.

 

[Daz_Blue]

Rags are a joke.....lol

 

[Robbiejd]

Europa league next season

 

[samharris]

Red Cafe.

13 points.

It's sinking in.

Meltdown.

-- Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:43 pm --

Red Cafe.

13 points.

It's sinking in.

Meltdown.

13 ?? Ive heard thats unlucky !!

Only for some.

Well,if they didnt have any bad luck they'd have no luck at all. ;)