United Thread 2014/15 (continued)

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Just popped in to our local kebab house and was waiting at the counter when this guy walked in and started talking to the chip fryers. He was a bit, no, a lot simple when he came out with
" what happened on sunday then..??" to nobody in particular. Clearly there was a village short of one of him somewhere. I had my work cut out....
" So what did happen on sunday then " just making polite intercourse
" City got hammered, great..."
So....

" Do you support utd"
"Yep"
"Did you go??"
"Nope"
"Do you ever go "
"Nope"
"Why not"
" Cant afford it"
"Have you ever been to OT"
"Nope"
"Where abouts in Mcr are you from"
" Reading "
"So a typical utd fan are we"
"Yep"

Picked his chips up and shuffled out


Much to the amusement of a guy in a Chesea top.
 
I had one at work Mon morning, as I got near him, he had a big grin on his fat scum face. Said to him that I know how you lot have felt like in the last 6 of the 7 derbies. Started going on about 4-2, replied, what about the 6-1, 4-1,3-0 etc?
Oh, they don't count, only this one! Wanker
Oh, I really hate the rag scum!!!
 
Fucking red wankers, gonna have to get rid of the fucking plastic polish cunts i know in the usa on fb.
Fucking asking blues if they have won the cl, fuck outta here you fucking raw shithouse cunts!
I don't mind proper reds pulling this shit, it's my bread and butter. When some wanker i met briefly when in the usa pulls it with tenuous at best links with utd i get offended.

They did us, fair enough i can handle that but it fucking stings tbh. These cunts can just gtfo though, fucking pricks who know fuck all about footy proper.

Yeah i'm drunk! fucking red cunts!!!
 
One just showed up at my place about an hour ago for the first time in three years. Mrs B. said congrats for winning a derby finally and how much did that cost?
 
Barcon said:
TCIB said:
Barcon said:
One just showed up at my place about an hour ago for the first time in three years. Mrs B. said congrats for winning a derby finally and how much did that cost?
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I hope he met a rough demise !
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He's a tiny Irish midget who just married a Canadian redneck, so I take pity on him.
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Was he after his Lucky Charms?
 
Wreckless Alec said:
paulchapo said:
While last season was a joy for us we knew they would keep on spunking money at it until they improved,while looking at helping to bend the rules to widen that gap again to ensure it stays that way forever.They haven't suffered enough yet they need at least ten years of failure,at least!
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A couple of points I'd pick up on here Paul.

Firstly, I agree that the intention is that the gap should remain that way forever. However, nothing remains the same forever and whatever they do to stay at the top will one day come back to haunt them but, more importantly, they don't need ten years of failure to suffer. They're already suffering.

Imagine the fear that must have led to the spending of quarter of a billion pounds to catch us up; imagine the fear that led them to display that banner for so many years; imagine the fear that led them to promote hastily drawn up rules to stop anyone else investing in their club; imagine the fear that means they have to put tehir "people" into every corner of every governing body to protect their interest.

Their whole edifice is constructed on fear and you see it in their fans' eyes. You can see it in the outpourings of their sycophants in the media. They have to win and to do that they have to to be the richest club and their biggest fear, the fear they have to live with every day of their sorry, sad lives is the fear of failure. As I have said before, our success has shown that there is nothing special about United, Arsenal and Liverpool. They are small-minded clubs with money driven by fear.

We've climbed from the bottom of the pile to the top of the mountain. We have nothing to fear. We've done it already, we can do it again. And the beauty of it is, knowing that makes them even more afraid.
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What a brilliant post, Alec.

And it's not just the fear; they are still hurting from Agüerooooooooooooooo.

Three years on and it's still hurting as much as it did then.

STCs!
 
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