United Thread 2014/15 (continued)

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Amazing where money and fame will get you with the women, ugly c**t would be fucked if he was stacking shelves in Morrisons instead of playing football.....

As Peter Crouch said when he was asked 'What would you be if you weren't a footballer'............'A Virgin' he replied

 

[Bill]

Rooney, Berbatov and Felatio.

excellent work.

 

[the blue panther]

I'm sure Fellaini will soon give her the elbow

 

[without a dream]

The Tactical Turtle has lost it. Produced a pamphlet for the press outlining how they didn't play long ball against West Ham.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

The Tactical Turtle has lost it. Produced a pamphlet for the press outlining how they didn't play long ball against West Ham.

Seriously?

EDIT: I guess so. Just found this ...

Thou protesteth too much TT?

 

[BigOscar]

I'd say he's about to go full Keegan, but he's already past that. KK went on an emotional outburst, the turtle genuinely took the time to produce a 4 page pamphlet responding to one of Fat Sams throw away lines! He's off the deep end.

 

[RandomJ]

Seriously if Pellegrini ever made diagrams like that I'd be so embarrassed as a fan. Turtles head is a right joke.

 

[scousemanc]

Hoof and hope

 

[lancs blue]

The Tactical Turtle has lost it. Produced a pamphlet for the press outlining how they didn't play long ball against West Ham.

Seriously?

EDIT: I guess so. Just found this ...

Thou protesteth too much TT?

So they made half of their long passes either sideways or backwards, makes their tactics look even more negative!!

 

[pirate]

I'd say he's about to go full Keegan, but he's already past that. KK went on an emotional outburst, the turtle genuinely took the time to produce a 4 page pamphlet responding to one of Fat Sams throw away lines! He's off the deep end.

he is more like the spanish waiter with his "FACT" press conference