United Thread 2014/15 (continued)

[oldhamblue]

Unbearable c**ts. Can't wait to beat them next season, and this time I'm going to be un-fucking-bearable. I've taken it easy on them this season (and last), but by fuck, the c**ts have not just crawled from under their stones, they've come fucking sprinting out bawling and fucking shouting. I'd actually forgotten how much I actually hate the c**ts.

Never forget

 

[KentBlue]

Unbearable c**ts. Can't wait to beat them next season, and this time I'm going to be un-fucking-bearable. I've taken it easy on them this season (and last), but by fuck, the c**ts have not just crawled from under their stones, they've come fucking sprinting out bawling and fucking shouting. I'd actually forgotten how much I actually hate the c**ts.

Never forget

I can never ever forget how much I hate the bastards. It's part of my molecular stucture, my DNA. In fact I get up an hour earlier each morning so that I have more time to hate them.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Yesterday I was in Benidorm and it's the first time I've watched a United match when City weren't involved (some of the lads are rags) it was brilliant as I pointed out that we had more possession against Palace and by their logic of possession wins games we should have won that then, fucking love giving it them. Their manager is a complete arse and suits the club and fans to a tee, the penalty shout at the end was particularly funny, I still say we will finish above them even though those deluded fuckers think we won't, bring on next season and let's get back to stuffing them.

 

[moon]

Yesterday I was in Benidorm and it's the first time I've watched a United match when City weren't involved (some of the lads are rags) it was brilliant as I pointed out that we had more possession against Palace and by their logic of possession wins games we should have won that then, fucking love giving it them. Their manager is a complete arse and suits the club and fans to a tee, the penalty shout at the end was particularly funny, I still say we will finish above them even though those deluded fuckers think we won't, bring on next season and let's get back to stuffing them.

Did they celebrate Shrek's shot hitting the netting behind the goal like De Gay?

 

[kippaxking79]

Yesterday I was in Benidorm and it's the first time I've watched a United match when City weren't involved (some of the lads are rags) it was brilliant as I pointed out that we had more possession against Palace and by their logic of possession wins games we should have won that then, fucking love giving it them. Their manager is a complete arse and suits the club and fans to a tee, the penalty shout at the end was particularly funny, I still say we will finish above them even though those deluded fuckers think we won't, bring on next season and let's get back to stuffing them.

Did they celebrate Shrek's shot hitting the netting behind the goal like De Gay?

That was hilarious. I was working away and watched it in the boozer near the hotel we were staying. They all jumped up in unison and started the old "united, United" chant only to be brought back down to earth when they saw the replay. The looks on their sad little faces was a picture.

 

[KentBlue]

They really are the gift that keeps on giving. De Gay celebrating a non-goal, a pantomime dive at the end, and Turtles' after-match interview...bloody hilarious!

 

[Bill]

my daughter and her hubby have just moved from westminster to kent. looks very nice. can't wait to visit.

 

[C*ntona]

Im not too sure how to post images so ill leave this....


And maybe someone would be so kind....its worth it

 

[hutton who blue]

He really doesn't like it stuck up em !!!

Turtlehead clearly rattled and defensive/aggressive to a laughable degree

They fooked it up good and proper and the TH is developing a nasty bullyboy streak with the press...

He's like a little fucking kid.

'Louis, what did you think about the Falcao possible foul in the build up to Chelsea's goal?'

'Well, you saw it, what did YOU think? You are asking about it, so you must agree'

Next response SHOULD have been: 'I am the interviewer, you are being interviewed, people want to hear your views, not mine'.

they never have the bottle to question that fucking plank.

When Rooney was asked about Herrera's penalty claim near the end of the game he said he didn't see it. The next question should have been well what were you remonstrating with the referee about? But like you said they don't have the guts to put the cheats on the spot.

 

[Bill]

Turtlehead clearly rattled and defensive/aggressive to a laughable degree

They fooked it up good and proper and the TH is developing a nasty bullyboy streak with the press...

He's like a little fucking kid.

'Louis, what did you think about the Falcao possible foul in the build up to Chelsea's goal?'

'Well, you saw it, what did YOU think? You are asking about it, so you must agree'

Next response SHOULD have been: 'I am the interviewer, you are being interviewed, people want to hear your views, not mine'.

they never have the bottle to question that fucking plank.

When Rooney was asked about Herrera's penalty claim near the end of the game he said he didn't see it. The next question should have been well what were you remonstrating with the referee about? But like you said they don't have the guts to put the cheats on the spot.

correct.