United Thread 2014/15

[laserblue]

It turns out that 'Louis' van Gaal's real name isn't Louis at all. It's Aloysius. That's pretty wank even by Dutch standards.

My mate Aloysius told me to tell you to piss off!

Is your mate's middle name Maria? Because van Gaal's is ;)

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

I'd fucking love Swansea to get something at the swamp on the opening day of the season.
Everyone saying first 6 are easy. I honestly don't buy into this shit.
All we need is a nice little injury to the rapist and then lets see how good they are.

My one question is this. Who exactly are they replacing in the top 4?
Sorry but I can't see it myself.

 

[Rammyblues]

Heaven might have sent them Turtle head, but God is still blue and he is no doubt pissing his sides laughing when they cock up again!!!!!!!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Heaven might have sent them Turtle head, but God is still blue and he is no doubt pissing his sides laughing when they cock up again!!!!!!!

hopefully the will soon be singing the Smiths song.

"Heaven knows i`m miserable now"

 

[adrianr]

I'd fucking love Swansea to get something at the swamp on the opening day of the season.
Everyone saying first 6 are easy. I honestly don't buy into this shit.
All we need is a nice little injury to the rapist and then lets see how good they are.

My one question is this. Who exactly are they replacing in the top 4?
Sorry but I can't see it myself.

They're replacing Liverpool. They're going to have a better side, a better manager, and no Europe. To be honest I'm not even envisioning that task to be difficult.

 

[SteveinBeds]

If this has already been posted, fuck off.

Hahaha, is that real ? You think they'd have learned their lesson with the Moyes banner.

Jesus Christ! They slag the scousers off for shit like this.

So why hasn't he sent them Angel di Maria?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Hahaha, is that real ? You think they'd have learned their lesson with the Moyes banner.

Jesus Christ! They slag the scousers off for shit like this.

So why hasn't he sent them Angel di Maria?

And can they not understand that we have Jesus? (Put that QM in especially for Jim H!)

 

[Marvin]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMd1GEzHMWo[/video]

 

[City_Sean]

Quick question, why have Uniteds players who we eliminated at group stages back in training, and yet ours aren't back for a while?

 

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