United Thread 2014/15

[bgblue]

I see that the good old United myth is out in full force. Any time a United fan tries to spout this shit as the gospel just ask them the following questions:

Considering you are the keenest of advocates of managerial stability how long did you give Davey Moyes?

Considering you are the keenest of advocates of having a British manager, what nationality is Louis Van Gaal?

Considering you like to do things the 'right way' which team has spent over £130 million in the last year, more than any other club?

Considering you like to do things the 'right way' how many of the academy grown players that are in the first team squad are going to get a look in with the new signings? Is Cleverly still going to be the maestro in midfield? is Welbeck going to dislodge Mata? although at least you will have Evans to take the burden off Vidic and Camel Chops departures.

Considering you believe that spending money is wrong, which starting 11 in the last Manchester Derby cost more?

Considering you believe that Rekik, Guidetti and Lopes are not 'properly graduates of our academy' as we signed them at a young age, can you explain how Jizzjazz and Pogba are classed are members of your academy?

Considering how you believe that an owners investment is wrong, what are your views on the Gibson and Edwards family?

Considering you 'hate Scousers' how does it feel to cheer one every week?

Considering your views on our players being mercenaries, what are your views on Rooney's transfer requests and subsequent pay rises?

Considering you like to talk about our 'lack of class', how does it feel knowing the way your club treated the families of those who died in the Munich air crash?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a keeper?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a midfielder?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a defender?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a teenager?

Answers on a postcard.

Great post

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I see that the good old United myth is out in full force. Any time a United fan tries to spout this shit as the gospel just ask them the following questions:

Considering you are the keenest of advocates of managerial stability how long did you give Davey Moyes?

Considering you are the keenest of advocates of having a British manager, what nationality is Louis Van Gaal?

Considering you like to do things the 'right way' which team has spent over £130 million in the last year, more than any other club?

Considering you like to do things the 'right way' how many of the academy grown players that are in the first team squad are going to get a look in with the new signings? Is Cleverly still going to be the maestro in midfield? is Welbeck going to dislodge Mata? although at least you will have Evans to take the burden off Vidic and Camel Chops departures.

Considering you believe that spending money is wrong, which starting 11 in the last Manchester Derby cost more?

Considering you believe that Rekik, Guidetti and Lopes are not 'properly graduates of our academy' as we signed them at a young age, can you explain how Jizzjazz and Pogba are classed are members of your academy?

Considering how you believe that an owners investment is wrong, what are your views on the Gibson and Edwards family?

Considering you 'hate Scousers' how does it feel to cheer one every week?

Considering your views on our players being mercenaries, what are your views on Rooney's transfer requests and subsequent pay rises?

Considering you like to talk about our 'lack of class', how does it feel knowing the way your club treated the families of those who died in the Munich air crash?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a keeper?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a midfielder?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a defender?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a granny-banger?

Answers on a postcard.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

De Gea- Bought 18M
Rafeal-Bought 3M
Jones-Bought 20M
Smalling- Bought-12M
Shaw-Bought 32M
Back 5 Total Cost- 85M

Herrera- Bought 27M
Fellaini- Bought 27M
Mata Bought 38M
Rooney-Bought 30M
Valencia- Bought 16M
Midfield Total Cost - 138M

Van Persie- Bought 25M

When did promoting youth cost over 200M?

 

[Barcon]

Ugly French **** says what?

 

[waspish]

Doesn't matter how much the scum spend they don't get the stigma we get!

Scum spend 40m there is a drum role if excitement by the media!!

We spend 30m and there sly digs like Fernandinho last season

 

[Gabriel]

Says the man who moved from Internazionale for 4million pounds. Irony?

 

[bgblue]

I see that the good old United myth is out in full force. Any time a United fan tries to spout this shit as the gospel just ask them the following questions:

Considering you are the keenest of advocates of managerial stability how long did you give Davey Moyes?

Considering you are the keenest of advocates of having a British manager, what nationality is Louis Van Gaal?

Considering you like to do things the 'right way' which team has spent over £130 million in the last year, more than any other club?

Considering you like to do things the 'right way' how many of the academy grown players that are in the first team squad are going to get a look in with the new signings? Is Cleverly still going to be the maestro in midfield? is Welbeck going to dislodge Mata? although at least you will have Evans to take the burden off Vidic and Camel Chops departures.

Considering you believe that spending money is wrong, which starting 11 in the last Manchester Derby cost more?

Considering you believe that Rekik, Guidetti and Lopes are not 'properly graduates of our academy' as we signed them at a young age, can you explain how Jizzjazz and Pogba are classed are members of your academy?

Considering how you believe that an owners investment is wrong, what are your views on the Gibson and Edwards family?

Considering you 'hate Scousers' how does it feel to cheer one every week?

Considering your views on our players being mercenaries, what are your views on Rooney's transfer requests and subsequent pay rises?

Considering you like to talk about our 'lack of class', how does it feel knowing the way your club treated the families of those who died in the Munich air crash?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a keeper?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a midfielder?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a defender?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a granny-banger?

Answers on a postcard.

Edited for accuracy.

Always nice to see granny shagging appearing somewhere in a post ;-)

 

[superseiyan]

I see that the good old United myth is out in full force. Any time a United fan tries to spout this shit as the gospel just ask them the following questions:

Considering you are the keenest of advocates of managerial stability how long did you give Davey Moyes?

Considering you are the keenest of advocates of having a British manager, what nationality is Louis Van Gaal?

Considering you like to do things the 'right way' which team has spent over £130 million in the last year, more than any other club?

Considering you like to do things the 'right way' how many of the academy grown players that are in the first team squad are going to get a look in with the new signings? Is Cleverly still going to be the maestro in midfield? is Welbeck going to dislodge Mata? although at least you will have Evans to take the burden off Vidic and Camel Chops departures.

Considering you believe that spending money is wrong, which starting 11 in the last Manchester Derby cost more?

Considering you believe that Rekik, Guidetti and Lopes are not 'properly graduates of our academy' as we signed them at a young age, can you explain how Jizzjazz and Pogba are classed are members of your academy?

Considering how you believe that an owners investment is wrong, what are your views on the Gibson and Edwards family?

Considering you 'hate Scousers' how does it feel to cheer one every week?

Considering your views on our players being mercenaries, what are your views on Rooney's transfer requests and subsequent pay rises?

Considering you like to talk about our 'lack of class', how does it feel knowing the way your club treated the families of those who died in the Munich air crash?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a keeper?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a midfielder?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a defender?

Which team currently holds the PL transfer record for a teenager?

Answers on a postcard.

It'd be funny if all Blues, Reds, etc posted that repeatedly on RedCafe every time they posted some nonsense about "oil clubs and their money" or mercenaries. Probably the mods would delete and do massive bans, but the thing is that this is not even a piss take, but cold hard truth and facts that need to be shoved in their faces.

Now noises that they can break the world record--this is starting to look like last year:
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/22/manchester-united-louis-van-gaal-transfer-record" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... fer-record</a>

Exactly who is buyable and left that's worth a near world record fee?

 

[superseiyan]

Doesn't matter how much the scum spend they don't get the stigma we get!

Scum spend 40m there is a drum role if excitement by the media!!

We spend 30m and there sly digs like Fernandinho last season

I remember when Fernandinho was grossly overspending and throwing up money yet just a tad less on Fellaini and now again on Herrera who is almost twice the amount you lot have spent on Fernando.

With no European football they will have to pay over the odds. This year they may yet get some names on lingering name recognition but if (a big if I know) if they don't get into the UCL next season, it's over for them for the near future.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Small-time cunts managed by a rude ****.