United Thread 2014/15

[pominoz]

So 109,000 went to see Real Madrid then.

We were discussing last night's match where;

1. They were playing Liverpool, not Real Madrid; and
2. There were thousands of empty seats despite the commentator continually saying that this was 'the match that America wanted to see'

Hence his reply of 109,000 must have gone to see Real Madrid in previous game ;-)

Any pics of this half empty stadium, please ;)

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

If he doesn't buy 2 centre halves another left back and at least 1 central midfielder they'll be lucky to finish top 7.

They panic under pressure at the back and most premier league sides now play a high line and will push on at them, causing them to turn over the ball on a constant basis. They'll end up resorting to long diagonal balls and hoping their wing backs can get in behind teams. Problem with that is most opposition full backs will be getting in behind theirs more often than not.

They'll end up with 5 at the back and another 3 sat in front while the rapist or granny shagger stand around waiting for something that will never arrive.

I know it may seem i'm seeing all this through blue tinted glasses but they are fucking shite.

What happens when one of the 3 stooges gets injured or suspended, same for Shaw, plus there's no steel in the centre of midfield either, they'll be too reliant on the the rapist and it'll take it's toll.

Bring it on because i can't fucking wait.

I don't think they will buy another left back after spending £27m on one already.

They definitely need 2 central defenders and a central midfielder. Possibly a more attack minded winger too. Young & Valencia can cover the wing back spots when they do play 3-5-2 (they wont always play that formation btw) but going forwards they're not the greatest.

Vermaelen, Hummels, Vidal & di Maria and I'd propel them up to title challengers. That isn't happening though in a month of sunday's, so it's probably going to be something like Vermaelen, another CB, another Cm and maybe Cuadrado.

I can see them going in for Strootman either Jan or the summer if he proves his fitness.

 

[inchy14]

If he doesn't buy 2 centre halves another left back and at least 1 central midfielder they'll be lucky to finish top 7.

They panic under pressure at the back and most premier league sides now play a high line and will push on at them, causing them to turn over the ball on a constant basis. They'll end up resorting to long diagonal balls and hoping their wing backs can get in behind teams. Problem with that is most opposition full backs will be getting in behind theirs more often than not.

They'll end up with 5 at the back and another 3 sat in front while the rapist or granny shagger stand around waiting for something that will never arrive.

I know it may seem i'm seeing all this through blue tinted glasses but they are fucking shite.

What happens when one of the 3 stooges gets injured or suspended, same for Shaw, plus there's no steel in the centre of midfield either, they'll be too reliant on the the rapist and it'll take it's toll.

Bring it on because i can't fucking wait.

I don't think they will buy another left back after spending £27m on one already.

They definitely need 2 central defenders and a central midfielder. Possibly a more attack minded winger too. Young & Valencia can cover the wing back spots when they do play 3-5-2 (they wont always play that formation btw) but going forwards they're not the greatest.

Shaw get's injured they're fucked, they've sold the only other 2 left backs they had so will be relying on either a kid from the youth set up or playing a winger out of position and watch what happened last season when they kept putting Valencia at right back, caught out of position time and time again and cost them at least the the game v Everton as he hasn't th3e discipline to play there to often.

Fuck me imagine Asley young trying to stop Zabs or Sagna..pmsl.

THe biggest aspect for me is the lack of a leader at the back, who's going to organise them when they're being over run by the top sides, Rapist and Granny shagger can't do it from up front.

 

[mac]

For fcuks sake stop posting the rags need this and that,they are fine as they are.they do read this thread after all.

 

[dave_blue12]

I think this is working out beautifully ! The rags have won a few pre-season friendlies and the plastic hordes are getting all giddy. They have an easy start that should see them sitting at the top or near the top of the league and then reality is going to arrive like the Three Horsemen of the Apocolypse.

They are going to get butt fucked by us and every other decent team and the LvG myth will be shattered !

Bring it on ! Can't wait !

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Now that Turtle's Tots are Intergalactic Champions - are we in Pot B or C for the Premier League?

 

[laserblue]

Now that Turtle's Tots are Intergalactic Champions - are we in Pot B or C for the Premier League?

Butthead's Babes?

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Cunts. All of them

 

[paulchapo]

I can't believe...well i probably can....that they are celebrating this as some sort of major trophy and calling themselves world champions!!

In spite of their failings they will still be in the mix next season.Remember when they won the league a couple of years ago they were dogshit most games but won them,some flukily but they still won.Butthead is similar to Fergiescum,whip crosses in and they will again beat most of the cannon fodder in the league,but unless they tighten up the defence they will get punished against better teams.

 

[RandomJ]

Apparently "they're back" now. We might as well not bother turning up next season as we have no chance against Turtle's Tots after they won such an illustrious trophy.